Archive 3
Cake Rage
"Semi-automatic pastry..."
What Do Your Keys Say About You?
Keyreading for beginners
Barney's Magic Wonder Show
A review
The Sandwich Advisor
The National Sandwich Hotline
Springboard to the Stars
Project Pogo
A Very Local Paper
The word on the street
more...
Archive 1
February 2001
- July 2003
It's a Fact
"Hello, my name is Donald Fact..."
Know Your Birds
"Modern day bird warfare..."
Random Kevin
"...abuse and ridicule in the comfort of your own home..."
Dougal Fridgely
"The discovery of Mr Dougal Fridgely..."
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HSE
New directives from the Health and Safety Executive dictate that, henceforth, all tradesmen should be equipped with rubber tools to reduce the risk of serious accidents in the workplace. This means that employers will have to supply their staff with specially approved bendy chisels and floppy hacksaws before the commencement of any work. The new regulations have already come in for much criticism, and are currently being reviewed following an accident in which a joiner was left comatose when a rubber hammer bounced back and hit him in the forehead.
Aug 2003 -
Jan 2006
Gentlemen's Etiquette
"A gentleman never fouls himself upwind of a waitress..."
Fatquake
"The world's fattest man suffered a fatal earthquake in the early hours of the morning..."
more...Invitation to a Monks' Tea Party
"...dedicated to St Jemima of the Holy Rock, the patron saint of gravel..."
10 Things You Never Knew About Frogs
"Frogs can jump ten times their own bodyweight..."
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