WWW UBO
The University of the Bleeding Obvious

The UK's 7th funniest comedy site, probably

Diagnosis

Professor Wimple has a dirty mouth.

Motorcycle Display Teams

A bunch of blokes twatting about on bikes.

Help a Pirate in Need

These buccaneers desperately need your support.

Introducing Flying Squirrels

Flying into the side of a house at forty knots...

Thinking of Buying an Octopus?

How to look after your squishy friend.

For Kids of All Ages...

Introducing our new range of children's books.

Evening Courses

Pseudo-academic subjects and frivolous arts and crafts courses.

The Sandwich Advisor

Buying a sandwich is the third most stressful thing you can do.

Spooky Doings

The magazine of weird and improbable stuff.

Rob Hammond's Essential Guide to Buddhism

Rob Hammond will give you a spiritual kicking,

Maxi-Lingual for Motorists

Curse fluently in over six languages.

Wisbech

Theft of town exposed as hoax.

Dream Strides

Emergency trousers delivered direct to your anxiety nightmare.

Harry Carson is Watching You

It's a man's life as a modern store detective.

Night of the Womble

Unpublished Womble book is dystopian nightmare.

New Deposits of Earwax Discovered

Significant quantities discovered in Mr Harry Frome

Pooley's Fire Distinguisher

Put paid to that firey bullshit.

Mr Bannerman's Evidence

Courtroom confusion.

The Aromatron

A whole new world of smells awaits you.

Songs of Inspiration

Jesus Wants Me For His Darts Team.

'Ello 'Ello 'Ello, What's All This Then?

Presenting The Metropolitan Police Choir.

Bare-knuckle Snooker

The biggest threat to law and order since badminton

A Very Local Paper

All the news that's local to Mr Henry Droop, Littlehampton.

Exploding Dinners

Put the fun back into dinner time.

Fats Porker - Blues Whinger

In memory of Crappsville's finest son.

The Battersea Wigs Home

We never put a healthy wig down.

Persons Unknown

Mr Frampton is looking for somoeone to blame.

Astralguard

Insurance for Astral Travellers.

Neighbor Nightmares: The Movie

Two men, one drive, no prisoners.

The Discovery of Vitamin G

Great moments in science.

Ralph Trundle: F1 Driver

We talk to a legend of the circuit

The Fish Olympics

Piscine polevaulting and haddock hurdles.

The Wackiest Person in the UK

Alison Perkins is a mad as a fish.

Fleegle

New number has consequences for the future of the universe. And bingo.

Carter-Pierrepoint

Particulate mapping of key delivery nodes.

Knitting in Colour

This day in 1956 saw the introduction of the first regular colour knitting patterns.

Staff Handbook

A handy guide to your new workplace.

National Consumer Instructions Awards

Confusing, badly translated or just plain weird.

Poot

Bigger, Better, Faster, Now!

Barney's Magic Wonder Show

Belinda Sommers reviews the latest production.

Dark Batter

Is the missing mass in the Universe actually pastry?

Amateur Stamp Collector Collector

Want to know how much to pay for a Nigel Tomlinson?

How To Be Sweary

with Professor Timothy Bottom.

The Delusion of J Henry Proudfoot

We meet an alien archaeologist.

Did Man Really Go To Belgium?

The dark truth behind the Belgian conspiracy

Caught by the Fuzz

New Recruitment Initiatives within the UK Police Force.

Hear and Now

For collectors of rare and unusual sounds.

Gin!

Gin, gin and more gin!

The Wonderful World of Ants

Ants, ants, ants, ants!

Donald Fact's Fact Breakers

Remembering the classic '70s kids' show.

Cosmos Rocks

In an infinite universe, there is no limit to human gullibility.

We're No Longer Recruiting...

...but here are some of the unlucky applicants

World of Holes

Europe's leading stockist of quality holes.

Puzzle Page!

With the amazing Mr Ooluv.

It's a Fact!

More facts from the Funky Fact Feller.

Is Your Tortoise Roadworthy?

Important news from the Ministry of Tortoises.

Forward to the '80s

How we'll all be travelling in the '80s.

Buy Our Shampoo

Just buy it, ok.

Mathew Sandblaster-Trogg

A bouncy little freak.

Cosmic Background Apathy

Will the universe keep expanding until it can't be bothered anymore?

The Thoroughfare of Success

Dick Smidgen teaches you how to live your life but better.

The Great Space Exhibition

Glorious innovations and technical marvels!

Fraudulent Bananas

Phony fruit.

The Beaufort Scale

Slight wafts and uninvited pumps.

The Ultimate Procrastination Suite

Just been handed a project but can't be bothered to get started?

Dobbins of Doncaster

Get yourself a quality ass.

Award for Outstanding Celebrity

New awards for old has-beens

Noblock and Kerfanderbuck

All smileytangled cockrock strop.

History in Focus

An elbow shaker and a lickspittling mumblecrust

Local Heroes

Outstanding achievements in the field of vandalism.

Jazz Bomb

Raw unadulterated jazz.

British Gas

Sending foreign gas back home.

Anti-Assertiveness Classes

Tone it down a bit.

Historic Knees

Knees of outstanding natural beauty.

No Offence

The Right Honourable David McGog unapologetically apologises.

Things Fall Over All the Time

Arthur's train only has wheels on one side.

Emergency Kebabs

When you absolutely positively need a kebab.

The Language of Dance

Jazz hands and quickstep.

Tripping the Dark Fantastic

Hello darkness my old friend

Your Staff Feedback, Your Way

Tired of hearing from ungrateful and misguided staff?

Lillywhite Lenny

On the importance of staying on the fecking horse.

A Career in Printing

Why not specialise in the colour green?

Bad Grandma Grammar

The inappropriate erection of words.

Glen Twerk is not at Work

Caveat emptor, quo vadis.

Brick II

Recycling the rubble.

The Prime Time Gameshow Generator

As used by TV executives worldwide.

The Unusual Suspects

A message from Det. Insp. Barker Harris.

Piffin: A Mediterranean Paradise

Boasting Europe's biggest landfill.

Gerald de Scooter's Restaurant Guide

Top notch swanky grub,

Tax, What Tax?

Sir John Wyndrell has never heard of his own company.

Munchy Burger

Can you cut the mustard as a top burger executive?

Happismiles Emergency Clown Service

For when your regular clown lets you down.

Sounds of Nature

Relax with chickens.

Petty Complaints Ombudsman

Giving your batshit insade complaints the respect they deserve.

Bristletech Industries

Do you need to grow a beard? Fast?

An Important Announcement about Fish

Clever trout and erudite pilcards.

Typists of the Kalahari

Shorthand tigers and double entry hippos.

Metal Detecting

German U-Boat Found on Devon Beach.

Death By Pastry

A huge pie just hanging in space.

Have you got what it takes to stay in the country?

Be a great Briton. Or get out.

Buttock Express

Your arse in our hands.

Short and Curly

Unlocking the power of curly hair.

Squeak Off

The big noise in footwear technology.

The Montreux Clinic For Aural Readjustment

Get your wonky flappers straightened here

Extreme Dinosaurs

Skateboarding plesiosaurs, rollerblading raptors and a brontosaurus with a space hopper.

Welcome to Stick World

If you like sticks, well, we've got sticks.

Cut Price Chips

You like chips? You like lots of chips?

Quality Service at Pooley's

With our motoring correspondent, Martin Carburetor.

Maisy Donnington's Cheese Etiquette Page

Your guide to the wonderful world of cheese.

Jars-4-u

Get your jars opened by a professional jar opener!

Cash for Pets

Trade in your unwanted dog.

International Arse Kicking

Bottom kicking for fun and profit.

Why Your Printer Doesn't Work

Most of these devices are allergic to paper.

The World Bullshit Record

Team bonding, goal setting and table top brainstorming

The Kidderminster Lemon Exchange

Open now for faster, more reliable lemon exchange.

The Shepton Bassett Village Fete

In aid of the St Tiddles in the Font Restoration Fund.

Doing the Lord's Work

Vicars on the job.

Optimum Leaning Angles

How to look cool and interesting at an angle.

Stuff Your Bleeding Job

How to resign digracefully.

Top Twenty Albums of the '70s

With Ricky Stratocaster, professor of twangology.

Bing Crosby Boxing

Punching singers in the mouth.

Gentlemen's Etiquette

How to behave right proper and all that.

Art

Selwyn Peach paints Elephants

The Drivelling

Troubled Hammer film gets new release.

Fatquake

A sad farewell to the world's fatest man.

Here Comes Barry Smith

Wise words from Shepton Bassett's number one coach driver.

Greygolds Residential Care Home

Where quality care costs extra.

Travel News

Cowboys on the line and bricked up tunnels,

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Tony Fold's Country Rambles

with guest rambler, Rory Triffic.

Linguini!

Learn to speak fluent pasta.

How to Look After Your Cement Mixer

A great addition to any home.

Dolby Noise Reduction Sausages

Cut out the hiss next breakfast time.

Selling Crap for Fun and Profit

The very best in useless tat.

Digital Vicars

The secret ways that vicars communicate?

A Fistful of Sausages

Brought to you by the meat marketing board.

No More Glasses!

Fry sausages with just a wink of the eye.

It's a Fact

Fun facts from the Fact Master. Fank you.

Kicking Up a New Stink

Breakthrough leads to discovery of new smell.

Grampion Strangely's Mountain Rescue

These vulnderable mountains need your help.

Slugbond

Because an inflated slug is a happy slug.

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Spread the Good Word!

Your chance to buy shares in the Salvation Army!

Veg-U-Like

Tomatoes, cauliflower, brussel sprouts and peas - collect the whole set.

The Horse-Drawn Record Player

Equestrian technology.

Skydiving

Skydiving without the unnecessary inconvenience of a parachute.

Product Recall

Some of our biscuits may contain canoes.

Arty Tomatoes

Guy Pakker's latest artistic venture.

Barry the Road Safety Owl

No nonsense advice from a wise old bird

Food Banking

MPs praise growing industry.

Comfy Dinners

A meal fit for a bed.

Inside the Nun Factory

Where do nuns come from?

Something Happened on Tuesday

Probably, but we're not sure what.

Out and About

The International Toast Museum and other attractions.

Sofas are From Mars...

The race to put the first sofa on Mars.

Scrufty's Magic Juju Shoppe

A tale of oconker mismanagement.

In the market for a used policeman?

How to spot a dodgy copper.

The Trivial Accident Group

Have you been slightly inconvenienced at work?

One-Sided Dice

One-Sided Dice for Fatalists.

Centuri Space Supplies

Second hand space travel

What's On in Lower Bumpstead

A packed programme, following that unfortunate incident with the fire eater.

Mr Gammon's Objections

Shepton Bassett Council Responds

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Stupid Stories

Some more stupid than others.

Barry Buys a Broom
Barry Buys a Broom

Barry Buys a Broom

Dirty Doings at Featherstone Manor
Dirty Doings at Featherstone Manor

Dirty Doings at Featherstone Manor

Board Meeting
Board Meeting

Board Meeting

The Day Before Tomnorrow
The Day Before Tomnorrow

The Day Before Tomnorrow

Tall Story in a Short Glass
Tall Story in a Short Glass

Tall Story in a Short Glass

The Hedgehog King
The Hedgehog King

The Hedgehog King

The Mystery of the Shitfaced Man
The Mystery of the Shitfaced Man

The Mystery of the Shitfaced Man

Venus by Catapult
Venus by Catapult

Venus by Catapult

You Again
You Again

You Again

Death, Doom and Disaster
Death,Doom and Disaster

Death, Doom and Disaster

Goldilocks and the Free Bears
Goldilocks and the Free Bears

Goldilocks and the Free Bears

Doing Lengths

Mr Zing is swimming from pole to pole

World of the Wacky

With the Amazing Mr Ooluv

SciFi Fan Draws a Blank

Publisher leaves pages blank to cut costs.

Flexi Mortem

The only credit card you can use after death.

Mind Your Wind

Issued by the Ministry of Gas, 1942.

Jehovah's Cleaners

Because cleanliness is nexr to godliness.

Echo...Echo

Mr Clutterbuck has an echo... echo... echo.

Drive-by Wallpapering

Delinquent decorating.

An Open Letter to Shepton Bassett Park & Zoo

Sorry about your monkeys.

Rod Stewart and Enya's Rock 'n' Roll Mysteries

Solving crimes and fighting bad guys.

Know Your Birds

Major General Barmy-Phipps Discusses Modern Day Bird Warfare

Pigchums

Meet likeminded pigs in your area!

The Square Root of Green

Fresh breakthrough in the science of colourology.

A Sustained Corporate Battering

We're concerned about Mr Pyle

The Alternative Olympics

Speed swingball and dodgem rallying.

Marmaduke Irksome: A Retrospective

Talking crap in the House of Commons.

Pigmongering

Fergus Pong introduces us to this dying art.

Cold Fusion Sandwiches

A new era in atomic lunches.

Baby's First Swear

Teach your little angel to swear like a trooper.

Crystal N.R.G.

Harnessing the mystical bollocks of the universe.

Twenty-First Century Scouting

A woggle for the new miilenium.

Pretty Pictures

Better management through crayons.

Brixham Trouser Museum

The UK 's premier trouser experience.

A Ding-Dong Duvets

Prof Reynaud pulls a fast one.

Christopher Columbus Discoveries Inc

If you've lost it, Chris will find it.

The Long Range Trouser Forecast

Overnight corduroys and occasional dungarees.

Scoop!

Local frog trapped in drain.

The Devil's Arse On Tour

Famous cavern to tour country

Punctuation Crisis

We're running out of apostrophes.

Shark Fishing

Fergus Pong has a shark problem.

Moroccan Dancing Moles

David Attenburger's Wonderful World of Nature.

Bean Legacy

This summer, Christian Bale is Mr Bean.

Blood Donors Needed

Please bleed into the envelope provided.

Whose Legs Are These?

The gameshow for all the family

Fine Dining

with Woodroffe Spanker

Professional Scarer

GRRRRRR! AAAAARRRRGH! GRRRR!

Maisy Donnington's Office Safety

How to avoid the business end of a stapler.

Machiavelli Management Solutions

Discipline over distance.

Well Stuffed

Rogue taxidermist terrorises family pets.

Traffic Watch

Heavy vibes are causing delays on the A52.

New Rights for Fictional Characters

It's no longer ok to call Oliver Twist a twat.

Teaching Carrots to Fly

The cutting edge of vegetable warfare.

Mr & Mrs Pottle are Lost Again

Why can't these people just stay at home?

10 Things You Never Knew About Frogs

Frogtastic Facts

Old Clothes

Trading Standards warn against dangerously out of date clobber.

Criminal Offence Self-Assessment Form

Tick the box if you're a wrong 'un.

The National Key Museum!

We've got keys!

Core Competencies in Office Furniture

Sign up for a certificate in filing cabinets.

Wind Tunnel Technician

Pardon?

Global Moistening

Fear of a wet planet.

Jaggedy

Mrs Lubricant wants a tidiery Britain.

Cake Rage

Pastry related assaults.

Dougal Fridgely

Possible dwarf planet discovered in Tadcaster

Cheese Genome Finally Cracked!

Scientific proof of the existence of cheese.

St Tiddles in the Font

Parish newsletter.

Shave the Moon

Our hairy satellite.

So Special

Special beauty therapies for very special people.

Donald Fact's Fact Blast

It's a Fact, brought to you by Crunchy Flakes.

Some People You've Never Heard Of

Rancid Alan Grease and others.

Auras by Post?

Spruce up your chakras

Shepton Bassett - A Vision for the Future

Better late than never, our town plan.

Maisy Donnington's Guide to Perking Yourself Up

Turn that frown upside down.

Sugar Free Vegan Diesel

There's no butter in it either.

Empire of the Flowers

Major General Barmy-Phipps Discusses Operation Growbag.

Rationalising Britain's River Network

Britain's waterways need straightening,

Cock

The magazine for young gentlemen.

Nuclear Garden

Mr Sideboard is not happy about his exploding shed.

Dilbert's Donkey Solutions

Professional donkey storage.

Eazee-post

Taking the pain out of internet forums.

So You've Got a New Manager?

How to stop it crapping in your in tray.

Debt Matters

Making you aware of your debt.

Not Funny

Prof Jez Moonbeam is laughable.

An Old Fart Remembers

Do you remember Puthering Day?

Cooker Island

Where the toasters roam free.

Butterfly

Prof Jim Spanners explains chaos theory

Feathered Friends

Could you befriend a lonely parrot?

Operation Mutton

The millitary applications of sheep during WWII.

Galactic Phrasebook

Learn to speak Venusian!

Nobby Wentworth's Pet Surgery

Save cash - fix your own pets in the comfort of your own home.

Yeti Makeover

Mrs Stenchtrouser is planning an expedition.

It's All in the Game

Classic board games from the past.

Octo-Fever

Are you allergic to octopuses?

Space Things

The continuing adventures of Astro Cat.

Ant Facts

with Donald Fact.

How Long is a Piece of String?

The hit gameshow for all the family.

Petunia Mulch

Plant psychologist.

Oven Chimps

With none of the greasy aftertaste of regular monkeys.

Man Blames ESA for Domestic Eclipse

Mr Cravat is not happy about where they park their stuff.

Announcing the iSpong

Totally changing the way that people spong in the future.

The Embarrasment of Nasal Hair Loss

Nostril wigs for all occasions

Are you ready for Digital Ornithology?

Analogue birds are about to be switched off.

What Is It?

How what why when who where and when? Hello?

Topping Talent

Featuring the Marvellous Undersea Kingdom of Colin Chocolate.

The Bleeding Obvious

You pay peanuts, you get monkeys.

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