The UK's 7th funniest comedy site, probably

Get your wonky flappers straightened here

Unpublished Womble book is dystopian nightmare.

Bigger, Better, Faster, Now!

Insurance for Astral Travellers.

The International Toast Museum and other attractions.

There's no butter in it either.

Because an inflated slug is a happy slug.

Presenting The Metropolitan Police Choir.

Why can't these people just stay at home?

Remembering the classic '70s kids' show.

Nostril wigs for all occasions

You pay peanuts, you get monkeys.

The big noise in footwear technology.

Fergus Pong introduces us to this dying art.

Pardon?

Prof Reynaud pulls a fast one.
Words of wisdom from our resident medic

Learn to speak Venusian!

How to avoid the business end of a stapler.

Possible dwarf planet discovered in Tadcaster

For collectors of rare and unusual sounds.

Mr Clutterbuck has an echo... echo... echo.

All the news that's local to Mr Henry Droop, Littlehampton.

The UK 's premier trouser experience.

Equestrian technology.

Introducing our new range of children's books.

How to look after your squishy friend.

Two men, one drive, no prisoners.

Making you aware of your debt.

A packed programme, following that unfortunate incident with the fire eater.

Prof Jim Spanners explains chaos theory

Where quality care costs extra.

Europe's leading stockist of quality holes.

Just been handed a project but can't be bothered to get started?

Trade in your unwanted dog.

Ants, ants, ants, ants!

Dick Smidgen teaches you how to live your life but better.

Solving crimes and fighting bad guys.

Professor Wimple has a dirty mouth.

Your guide to the wonderful world of cheese.

Be a great Briton. Or get out.

New number has consequences for the future of the universe. And bingo.

Totally changing the way that people spong in the future.

If you've lost it, Chris will find it.

Emergency trousers delivered direct to your anxiety nightmare.

In an infinite universe, there is no limit to human gullibility.

Rancid Alan Grease and others.

This summer, Christian Bale is Mr Bean.

The cutting edge of vegetable warfare.

Local frog trapped in drain.

Sorry about your monkeys.

Rogue taxidermist terrorises family pets.

A handy guide to your new workplace.

...but here are some of the unlucky applicants

Theft of town exposed as hoax.

A great addition to any home.

We're concerned about Mr Pyle

Glorious innovations and technical marvels!

Mr Sideboard is not happy about his exploding shed.

These vulnderable mountains need your help.

New awards for old has-beens

Scientific proof of the existence of cheese.

Professional donkey storage.

A huge pie just hanging in space.

A whole new world of smells awaits you.

It's no longer ok to call Oliver Twist a twat.

How to spot a dodgy copper.

Just buy it, ok.

Major General Barmy-Phipps Discusses Operation Growbag.

Raw unadulterated jazz.

The magazine of weird and improbable stuff.

Skydiving without the unnecessary inconvenience of a parachute.

Open now for faster, more reliable lemon exchange.

Shepton Bassett Council Responds

Mr Frampton is looking for somoeone to blame.

Taking the pain out of internet forums.

A woggle for the new miilenium.

The secret ways that vicars communicate?

Speed swingball and dodgem rallying.

Put paid to that firey bullshit.

Guy Pakker's latest artistic venture.

Phony fruit.

Is the missing mass in the Universe actually pastry?

In memory of Crappsville's finest son.

The race to put the first sofa on Mars.

Because cleanliness is nexr to godliness.

As used by TV executives worldwide.

Could you befriend a lonely parrot?

Flying into the side of a house at forty knots...

We're running out of apostrophes.

Save cash - fix your own pets in the comfort of your own home.

Turn that frown upside down.

Tired of hearing from ungrateful and misguided staff?

Clever trout and erudite pilcards.

It's a man's life as a modern store detective.

Spruce up your chakras

Your arse in our hands.

One-Sided Dice for Fatalists.

A message from Det. Insp. Barker Harris.

With the amazing Mr Ooluv.

Better late than never, our town plan.

How what why when who where and when? Hello?

Analogue birds are about to be switched off.

The only credit card you can use after death.

Belinda Sommers reviews the latest production.

Second hand space travel

Buying a sandwich is the third most stressful thing you can do.

The millitary applications of sheep during WWII.

It's a Fact, brought to you by Crunchy Flakes.

How to stop it crapping in your in tray.

Piscine polevaulting and haddock hurdles.

Curse fluently in over six languages.

Fear of a wet planet.

Important news from the Ministry of Tortoises.

Fergus Pong has a shark problem.

Get your jars opened by a professional jar opener!

Fry sausages with just a wink of the eye.

If you like sticks, well, we've got sticks.

Relax with chickens.

You like chips? You like lots of chips?

Team bonding, goal setting and table top brainstorming

Why not specialise in the colour green?

Frogtastic Facts

Are you allergic to octopuses?

The continuing adventures of Astro Cat.

A sad farewell to the world's fatest man.

An elbow shaker and a lickspittling mumblecrust

Outstanding achievements in the field of vandalism.

Cut out the hiss next breakfast time.
Ricky Stratocaster's History of Rock

All smileytangled cockrock strop.

Jesus Wants Me For His Darts Team.

Mrs Lubricant wants a tidiery Britain.

Great moments in science.

Vicars on the job.

Boasting Europe's biggest landfill.

More facts from the Funky Fact Feller.

A tale of oconker mismanagement.

For when your regular clown lets you down.

Jazz hands and quickstep.

Sir John Wyndrell has never heard of his own company.

Breakthrough leads to discovery of new smell.
Mrs Womble writes...

We never put a healthy wig down.

Have you been slightly inconvenienced at work?

Gin, gin and more gin!

How we'll all be travelling in the '80s.

We talk to a legend of the circuit

The dark truth behind the Belgian conspiracy

With the Amazing Mr Ooluv

Tomatoes, cauliflower, brussel sprouts and peas - collect the whole set.

Put the fun back into dinner time.

GRRRRRR! AAAAARRRRGH! GRRRR!

Heavy vibes are causing delays on the A52.

On the importance of staying on the fecking horse.

Your chance to buy shares in the Salvation Army!

German U-Boat Found on Devon Beach.

Featuring the Marvellous Undersea Kingdom of Colin Chocolate.

Special beauty therapies for very special people.

New Recruitment Initiatives within the UK Police Force.

Mr Cravat is not happy about where they park their stuff.

Parish newsletter.

Will the universe keep expanding until it can't be bothered anymore?
Some more stupid than others.
Famous cavern to tour country
Harnessing the mystical bollocks of the universe.
Get yourself a quality ass.
A meal fit for a bed.
When you absolutely positively need a kebab.
Fresh breakthrough in the science of colourology.
with Woodroffe Spanker
Alison Perkins is a mad as a fish.
Issued by the Ministry of Gas, 1942.
Top notch swanky grub,
with Donald Fact.
Please bleed into the envelope provided.
Want to know how much to pay for a Nigel Tomlinson?
Troubled Hammer film gets new release.
Major General Barmy-Phipps Discusses Modern Day Bird Warfare
These buccaneers desperately need your support.
Most of these devices are allergic to paper.
Pastry related assaults.
A bouncy little freak.
With Ricky Stratocaster, professor of twangology.
Prof Jez Moonbeam is laughable.
Confusing, badly translated or just plain weird.
The inappropriate erection of words.
Significant quantities discovered in Mr Harry Frome
Where do nuns come from?
The Right Honourable David McGog unapologetically apologises.
Do you need to grow a beard? Fast?
Plant psychologist.
Arthur's train only has wheels on one side.
Delinquent decorating.
The very best in useless tat.
Hello darkness my old friend
Sign up for a certificate in filing cabinets.
Where the toasters roam free.
Cowboys on the line and bricked up tunnels,
Tick the box if you're a wrong 'un.
Mrs Stenchtrouser is planning an expedition.
Our hairy satellite.
Sending foreign gas back home.
Knees of outstanding natural beauty.
No nonsense advice from a wise old bird
A new era in atomic lunches.
Caveat emptor, quo vadis.
Recycling the rubble.
with Professor Timothy Bottom.
Rob Hammond will give you a spiritual kicking,
Wise words from Shepton Bassett's number one coach driver.
Giving your batshit insade complaints the respect they deserve.
Skateboarding plesiosaurs, rollerblading raptors and a brontosaurus with a space hopper.
With none of the greasy aftertaste of regular monkeys.
With our motoring correspondent, Martin Carburetor.
We've got keys!
Pseudo-academic subjects and frivolous arts and crafts courses.
Discipline over distance.
Trading Standards warn against dangerously out of date clobber.
Publisher leaves pages blank to cut costs.
The biggest threat to law and order since badminton
Some of our biscuits may contain canoes.
Talking crap in the House of Commons.
This day in 1956 saw the introduction of the first regular colour knitting patterns.
Do you remember Puthering Day?
MPs praise growing industry.
Courtroom confusion.
Britain's waterways need straightening,
Tone it down a bit.
Selwyn Peach paints Elephants
Better management through crayons.
The gameshow for all the family
Bottom kicking for fun and profit.
We meet an alien archaeologist.
How to behave right proper and all that.
The magazine for young gentlemen.
with guest rambler, Rory Triffic.
Can you cut the mustard as a top burger executive?
Mr Zing is swimming from pole to pole
In aid of the St Tiddles in the Font Restoration Fund.
Teach your little angel to swear like a trooper.
How to resign digracefully.
Learn to speak fluent pasta.
Slight wafts and uninvited pumps.
Particulate mapping of key delivery nodes.
Probably, but we're not sure what.
David Attenburger's Wonderful World of Nature.
Fun facts from the Fact Master. Fank you.
Classic board games from the past.
Overnight corduroys and occasional dungarees.
A bunch of blokes twatting about on bikes.
Brought to you by the meat marketing board.
Punching singers in the mouth.
Unlocking the power of curly hair.
Shorthand tigers and double entry hippos.
How to look cool and interesting at an angle.
Meet likeminded pigs in your area!
The hit gameshow for all the family.