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Archive 1
February 2001
- July 2003
Tripping the Dark Fantastic
"I mean, you can't sell 'darkbulbs' can you?"
Mathew Sandblaster_Trogg
"...not stopped bouncing since 1972..."
Skydiving
"We provide flippers, facemasks, breathing apparatus..."
Mr and Mrs Pottle are Lost Again
"Why can't these people just stay at home?"
Fatquake
"The world's fattest man suffered a fatal earthquake in the early hours of the morning..."
Caught in the Act
"The police haven't always taken such a proactive approach to enlistment..."
Bacon
"Training Bacon Sandwiches for Fun and Profit..."
Invitation to a Monks' Tea Party
"...dedicated to St Jemima of the Holy Rock, the patron saint of gravel..."
more...Eazee-post
Making internet forums less annoying
Linguiniphone
Learn to speak fluent Pasta.
Special Powers
Under new proposals, police officers will be equipped with X-ray vision.
Appliances
Rise of the machines
Cold Fusion Sandwiches
A breakthrough in lunch technology.
Oompah
Border controls to protect oompah music.
The UK's most notorious villains
Drivers!Have you got what is takes?
Wilmington Cake RepairsCracked fondant and crumpled muffins
Aromatron Pulse21st century smell tech
More...
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