The UK's 7th funniest comedy site, probably
A message from Det. Insp. Barker Harris.
Fear of a wet planet.
Particulate mapping of key delivery nodes.
Courtroom confusion.
Alison Perkins is a mad as a fish.
Learn to speak fluent pasta.
Bottom kicking for fun and profit.
Your arse in our hands.
Second hand space travel
A great addition to any home.
Better management through crayons.
Get your jars opened by a professional jar opener!
Prof Jez Moonbeam is laughable.
Taking the pain out of internet forums.
Skateboarding plesiosaurs, rollerblading raptors and a brontosaurus with a space hopper.
Jesus Wants Me For His Darts Team.
Words of wisdom from our resident medic
You pay peanuts, you get monkeys.
How to avoid the business end of a stapler.
Local frog trapped in drain.
Could you befriend a lonely parrot?
Spruce up your chakras
Buying a sandwich is the third most stressful thing you can do.
Piscine polevaulting and haddock hurdles.
Mrs Stenchtrouser is planning an expedition.
Major General Barmy-Phipps Discusses Modern Day Bird Warfare
Put the fun back into dinner time.
Our hairy satellite.
Cut out the hiss next breakfast time.
It's a man's life as a modern store detective.
All smileytangled cockrock strop.
Dick Smidgen teaches you how to live your life but better.
Pseudo-academic subjects and frivolous arts and crafts courses.
Ants, ants, ants, ants!
Sending foreign gas back home.
More facts from the Funky Fact Feller.
Why can't these people just stay at home?
How what why when who where and when? Hello?
One-Sided Dice for Fatalists.
Delinquent decorating.
There's no butter in it either.
The only credit card you can use after death.
Scientific proof of the existence of cheese.
Please bleed into the envelope provided.
Overnight corduroys and occasional dungarees.
MPs praise growing industry.
Prof Reynaud pulls a fast one.
Mr Cravat is not happy about where they park their stuff.
Do you remember Puthering Day?
Introducing our new range of children's books.
Remembering the classic '70s kids' show.
Caveat emptor, quo vadis.
Bigger, Better, Faster, Now!
As used by TV executives worldwide.
The cutting edge of vegetable warfare.
Your guide to the wonderful world of cheese.
A meal fit for a bed.
New Recruitment Initiatives within the UK Police Force.
Cowboys on the line and bricked up tunnels,
How to stop it crapping in your in tray.
Britain's waterways need straightening,
How we'll all be travelling in the '80s.
Breakthrough leads to discovery of new smell.
Meet likeminded pigs in your area!
Parish newsletter.
Mr Sideboard is not happy about his exploding shed.
The Right Honourable David McGog unapologetically apologises.
With Ricky Stratocaster, professor of twangology.
GRRRRRR! AAAAARRRRGH! GRRRR!
Famous cavern to tour country
The very best in useless tat.
It's a Fact, brought to you by Crunchy Flakes.
Fun facts from the Fact Master. Fank you.
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The magazine for young gentlemen.
...but here are some of the unlucky applicants
Troubled Hammer film gets new release.
The secret ways that vicars communicate?
Fresh breakthrough in the science of colourology.
Important news from the Ministry of Tortoises.
A sad farewell to the world's fatest man.
Open now for faster, more reliable lemon exchange.
Do you need to grow a beard? Fast?
Knees of outstanding natural beauty.
How to resign digracefully.
Punching singers in the mouth.
Trading Standards warn against dangerously out of date clobber.
A bunch of blokes twatting about on bikes.
Rancid Alan Grease and others.
Talking crap in the House of Commons.
These buccaneers desperately need your support.
A packed programme, following that unfortunate incident with the fire eater.
Jazz hands and quickstep.
Nostril wigs for all occasions
Speed swingball and dodgem rallying.
Just buy it, ok.
Tired of hearing from ungrateful and misguided staff?
Where the toasters roam free.
Tomatoes, cauliflower, brussel sprouts and peas - collect the whole set.
Sorry about your monkeys.
with Professor Timothy Bottom.
Tick the box if you're a wrong 'un.
Where do nuns come from?
We talk to a legend of the circuit
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Can you cut the mustard as a top burger executive?
Rob Hammond will give you a spiritual kicking,
Fry sausages with just a wink of the eye.
Confusing, badly translated or just plain weird.
For when your regular clown lets you down.
with guest rambler, Rory Triffic.
Clever trout and erudite pilcards.
We're running out of apostrophes.
Major General Barmy-Phipps Discusses Operation Growbag.
Theft of town exposed as hoax.
Possible dwarf planet discovered in Tadcaster
Hello darkness my old friend
Some of our biscuits may contain canoes.
Guy Pakker's latest artistic venture.
Where quality care costs extra.
How to look after your squishy friend.
We meet an alien archaeologist.
Will the universe keep expanding until it can't be bothered anymore?
A tale of oconker mismanagement.
We never put a healthy wig down.
Because cleanliness is nexr to godliness.
Sign up for a certificate in filing cabinets.
The inappropriate erection of words.
It's no longer ok to call Oliver Twist a twat.
Ricky Stratocaster's History of Rock
Vicars on the job.
Great moments in science.
How to look cool and interesting at an angle.
Just been handed a project but can't be bothered to get started?
The UK 's premier ttouser experience.
All the news that's local to Mr Henry Droop, Littlehampton.
Harnessing the mystical bollocks of the universe.
Sir John Wyndrell has never heard of his own company.
In memory of Crappsville's finest son.
Better late than never, our town plan.
Outstanding achievements in the field of vandalism.
Want to know how much to pay for a Nigel Tomlinson?
Mrs Womble writes...
Brought to you by the meat marketing board.
Insurance for Astral Travellers.
A handy guide to your new workplace.
The race to put the first sofa on Mars.
The continuing adventures of Astro Cat.
Issued by the Ministry of Gas, 1942.
The hit gameshow for all the family.
Mr Clutterbuck has an echo... echo... echo.
For collectors of rare and unusual sounds.
Tone it down a bit.
Probably, but we're not sure what.
Special beauty therapies for very special people.
Presenting The Metropolitan Police Choir.
A new era in atomic lunches.
You like chips? You like lots of chips?
Mr Zing is swimming from pole to pole
Selwyn Peach paints Elephants
Equestrian technology.
Shorthand tigers and double entry hippos.
Professional donkey storage.
Some more stupid than others.
In an infinite universe, there is no limit to human gullibility.
Unpublished Womble book is dystopian nightmare.
The International Toast Museum and other attractions.
New number has consequences for the future of the universe. And bingo.
Boasting Europe's biggest landfill.
Frogtastic Facts
The dark truth behind the Belgian conspiracy
A bouncy little freak.
With none of the greasy aftertaste of regular monkeys.
How to spot a dodgy copper.
Two men, one drive, no prisoners.
Is the missing mass in the Universe actually pastry?
Pardon?
Solving crimes and fighting bad guys.
With the Amazing Mr Ooluv
Get your wonky flappers straightened here
Raw unadulterated jazz.
Plant psychologist.
Analogue birds are about to be switched off.
Giving your batshit insade complaints the respect they deserve.
Gin, gin and more gin!
Because an inflated slug is a happy slug.
Prof Jim Spanners explains chaos theory
Mrs Lubricant wants a tidiery Britain.
with Donald Fact.
German U-Boat Found on Devon Beach.
Phony fruit.
Turn that frown upside down.
A woggle for the new miilenium.
Belinda Sommers reviews the latest production.
Mr Frampton is looking for somoeone to blame.
Pastry related assaults.
Rogue taxidermist terrorises family pets.
Be a great Briton. Or get out.
Team bonding, goal setting and table top brainstorming
We've got keys!
Curse fluently in over six languages.
Featuring the Marvellous Undersea Kingdom of Colin Chocolate.
This day in 1956 saw the introduction of the first regular colour knitting patterns.
Totally changing the way that people spong in the future.
Most of these devices are allergic to paper.
With our motoring correspondent, Martin Carburetor.
Learn to speak Venusian!
Significant quantities discovered in Mr Harry Frome
Why not specialise in the colour green?
Discipline over distance.
On the importance of staying on the fecking horse.
Arthur's train only has wheels on one side.
David Attenburger's Wonderful World of Nature.
Shepton Bassett Council Responds
Skydiving without the unnecessary inconvenience of a parachute.
A huge pie just hanging in space.
Publisher leaves pages blank to cut costs.
Relax with chickens.
Save cash - fix your own pets in the comfort of your own home.
A whole new world of smells awaits you.
No nonsense advice from a wise old bird
The millitary applications of sheep during WWII.
Flying into the side of a house at forty knots...
Wise words from Shepton Bassett's number one coach driver.
These vulnderable mountains need your help.
Europe's leading stockist of quality holes.
With the amazing Mr Ooluv.
Recycling the rubble.
If you've lost it, Chris will find it.
Classic board games from the past.
Professor Wimple has a dirty mouth.
Heavy vibes are causing delays on the A52.
Put paid to that firey bullshit.
How to behave right proper and all that.
Unlocking the power of curly hair.
Fergus Pong introduces us to this dying art.
New awards for old has-beens
If you like sticks, well, we've got sticks.
When you absolutely positively need a kebab.
Fergus Pong has a shark problem.
The biggest threat to law and order since badminton
We're concerned about Mr Pyle
Teach your little angel to swear like a trooper.
Get yourself a quality ass.
The big noise in footwear technology.
Trade in your unwanted dog.
Have you been slightly inconvenienced at work?