The UK's 7th funniest comedy site, probably
Professor Wimple has a dirty mouth.
A bunch of blokes twatting about on bikes.
These buccaneers desperately need your support.
Flying into the side of a house at forty knots...
How to look after your squishy friend.
Introducing our new range of children's books.
Pseudo-academic subjects and frivolous arts and crafts courses.
Buying a sandwich is the third most stressful thing you can do.
The magazine of weird and improbable stuff.
Rob Hammond will give you a spiritual kicking,
Curse fluently in over six languages.
Theft of town exposed as hoax.
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It's a man's life as a modern store detective.
Unpublished Womble book is dystopian nightmare.
Significant quantities discovered in Mr Harry Frome
Words of wisdom from our resident medic
Put paid to that firey bullshit.
Courtroom confusion.
A whole new world of smells awaits you.
Jesus Wants Me For His Darts Team.
Presenting The Metropolitan Police Choir.
The biggest threat to law and order since badminton
All the news that's local to Mr Henry Droop, Littlehampton.
Put the fun back into dinner time.
In memory of Crappsville's finest son.
We never put a healthy wig down.
Mr Frampton is looking for somoeone to blame.
Insurance for Astral Travellers.
Two men, one drive, no prisoners.
Great moments in science.
We talk to a legend of the circuit
Piscine polevaulting and haddock hurdles.
Alison Perkins is a mad as a fish.
New number has consequences for the future of the universe. And bingo.
Particulate mapping of key delivery nodes.
This day in 1956 saw the introduction of the first regular colour knitting patterns.
A handy guide to your new workplace.
Confusing, badly translated or just plain weird.
Bigger, Better, Faster, Now!
Belinda Sommers reviews the latest production.
Is the missing mass in the Universe actually pastry?
Want to know how much to pay for a Nigel Tomlinson?
with Professor Timothy Bottom.
We meet an alien archaeologist.
The dark truth behind the Belgian conspiracy
New Recruitment Initiatives within the UK Police Force.
For collectors of rare and unusual sounds.
Gin, gin and more gin!
Ants, ants, ants, ants!
Remembering the classic '70s kids' show.
In an infinite universe, there is no limit to human gullibility.
...but here are some of the unlucky applicants
Europe's leading stockist of quality holes.
With the amazing Mr Ooluv.
More facts from the Funky Fact Feller.
Important news from the Ministry of Tortoises.
How we'll all be travelling in the '80s.
Just buy it, ok.
A bouncy little freak.
Will the universe keep expanding until it can't be bothered anymore?
Dick Smidgen teaches you how to live your life but better.
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Phony fruit.
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Get yourself a quality ass.
New awards for old has-beens
All smileytangled cockrock strop.
An elbow shaker and a lickspittling mumblecrust
Outstanding achievements in the field of vandalism.
Raw unadulterated jazz.
Sending foreign gas back home.
Tone it down a bit.
Knees of outstanding natural beauty.
The Right Honourable David McGog unapologetically apologises.
Arthur's train only has wheels on one side.
When you absolutely positively need a kebab.
Jazz hands and quickstep.
Hello darkness my old friend
Tired of hearing from ungrateful and misguided staff?
On the importance of staying on the fecking horse.
Why not specialise in the colour green?
The inappropriate erection of words.
Caveat emptor, quo vadis.
Recycling the rubble.
As used by TV executives worldwide.
A message from Det. Insp. Barker Harris.
Boasting Europe's biggest landfill.
Top notch swanky grub,
Sir John Wyndrell has never heard of his own company.
Can you cut the mustard as a top burger executive?
For when your regular clown lets you down.
Relax with chickens.
Giving your batshit insade complaints the respect they deserve.
Do you need to grow a beard? Fast?
Clever trout and erudite pilcards.
Shorthand tigers and double entry hippos.
German U-Boat Found on Devon Beach.
A huge pie just hanging in space.
Be a great Briton. Or get out.
Your arse in our hands.
Unlocking the power of curly hair.
The big noise in footwear technology.
Get your wonky flappers straightened here
Skateboarding plesiosaurs, rollerblading raptors and a brontosaurus with a space hopper.
If you like sticks, well, we've got sticks.
You like chips? You like lots of chips?
With our motoring correspondent, Martin Carburetor.
Your guide to the wonderful world of cheese.
Get your jars opened by a professional jar opener!
Trade in your unwanted dog.
Bottom kicking for fun and profit.
Most of these devices are allergic to paper.
Team bonding, goal setting and table top brainstorming
Open now for faster, more reliable lemon exchange.
In aid of the St Tiddles in the Font Restoration Fund.
Vicars on the job.
How to look cool and interesting at an angle.
How to resign digracefully.
With Ricky Stratocaster, professor of twangology.
Punching singers in the mouth.
How to behave right proper and all that.
Selwyn Peach paints Elephants
Troubled Hammer film gets new release.
A sad farewell to the world's fatest man.
Wise words from Shepton Bassett's number one coach driver.
Where quality care costs extra.
Cowboys on the line and bricked up tunnels,
Ricky Stratocaster's History of Rock
with guest rambler, Rory Triffic.
Learn to speak fluent pasta.
A great addition to any home.
Cut out the hiss next breakfast time.
The very best in useless tat.
The secret ways that vicars communicate?
Brought to you by the meat marketing board.
Fry sausages with just a wink of the eye.
Fun facts from the Fact Master. Fank you.
Breakthrough leads to discovery of new smell.
These vulnderable mountains need your help.
Because an inflated slug is a happy slug.
Mrs Womble writes...
Your chance to buy shares in the Salvation Army!
Tomatoes, cauliflower, brussel sprouts and peas - collect the whole set.
Equestrian technology.
Skydiving without the unnecessary inconvenience of a parachute.
Some of our biscuits may contain canoes.
Guy Pakker's latest artistic venture.
No nonsense advice from a wise old bird
MPs praise growing industry.
A meal fit for a bed.
Where do nuns come from?
Probably, but we're not sure what.
The International Toast Museum and other attractions.
The race to put the first sofa on Mars.
A tale of oconker mismanagement.
How to spot a dodgy copper.
Have you been slightly inconvenienced at work?
One-Sided Dice for Fatalists.
Second hand space travel
A packed programme, following that unfortunate incident with the fire eater.
Shepton Bassett Council Responds
Some more stupid than others.
Mr Zing is swimming from pole to pole
With the Amazing Mr Ooluv
Publisher leaves pages blank to cut costs.
The only credit card you can use after death.
Issued by the Ministry of Gas, 1942.
Because cleanliness is nexr to godliness.
Mr Clutterbuck has an echo... echo... echo.
Delinquent decorating.
Sorry about your monkeys.
Solving crimes and fighting bad guys.
Major General Barmy-Phipps Discusses Modern Day Bird Warfare
Meet likeminded pigs in your area!
Fresh breakthrough in the science of colourology.
We're concerned about Mr Pyle
Speed swingball and dodgem rallying.
Talking crap in the House of Commons.
Fergus Pong introduces us to this dying art.
A new era in atomic lunches.
Teach your little angel to swear like a trooper.
Harnessing the mystical bollocks of the universe.
A woggle for the new miilenium.
Better management through crayons.
The UK 's premier trouser experience.
Prof Reynaud pulls a fast one.
If you've lost it, Chris will find it.
Overnight corduroys and occasional dungarees.
Local frog trapped in drain.
Famous cavern to tour country
We're running out of apostrophes.
Fergus Pong has a shark problem.
David Attenburger's Wonderful World of Nature.
This summer, Christian Bale is Mr Bean.
Please bleed into the envelope provided.
The gameshow for all the family
with Woodroffe Spanker
GRRRRRR! AAAAARRRRGH! GRRRR!
How to avoid the business end of a stapler.
Discipline over distance.
Rogue taxidermist terrorises family pets.
Heavy vibes are causing delays on the A52.
It's no longer ok to call Oliver Twist a twat.
The cutting edge of vegetable warfare.
Why can't these people just stay at home?
Frogtastic Facts
Trading Standards warn against dangerously out of date clobber.
Tick the box if you're a wrong 'un.
We've got keys!
Sign up for a certificate in filing cabinets.
Pardon?
Fear of a wet planet.
Mrs Lubricant wants a tidiery Britain.
Pastry related assaults.
Possible dwarf planet discovered in Tadcaster
Scientific proof of the existence of cheese.
Parish newsletter.
Our hairy satellite.
Special beauty therapies for very special people.
It's a Fact, brought to you by Crunchy Flakes.
Rancid Alan Grease and others.
Spruce up your chakras
Better late than never, our town plan.
Turn that frown upside down.
There's no butter in it either.
Major General Barmy-Phipps Discusses Operation Growbag.
Britain's waterways need straightening,
The magazine for young gentlemen.
Mr Sideboard is not happy about his exploding shed.
Professional donkey storage.
Taking the pain out of internet forums.
How to stop it crapping in your in tray.
Making you aware of your debt.
Prof Jez Moonbeam is laughable.
Do you remember Puthering Day?
Where the toasters roam free.
Prof Jim Spanners explains chaos theory
Could you befriend a lonely parrot?
The millitary applications of sheep during WWII.
Learn to speak Venusian!
Save cash - fix your own pets in the comfort of your own home.
Mrs Stenchtrouser is planning an expedition.
Classic board games from the past.
Are you allergic to octopuses?
The continuing adventures of Astro Cat.
with Donald Fact.
The hit gameshow for all the family.
Plant psychologist.
With none of the greasy aftertaste of regular monkeys.
Mr Cravat is not happy about where they park their stuff.
Totally changing the way that people spong in the future.
Nostril wigs for all occasions
Analogue birds are about to be switched off.
How what why when who where and when? Hello?
Featuring the Marvellous Undersea Kingdom of Colin Chocolate.
You pay peanuts, you get monkeys.