30 April 2023

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29 April 2023

Commemorative Cabbage!

Commemorative Cabbage

 


28 April 2023

Commemorative Chicken!

Commemorative Chicken

 


27 April 2023

Commemorative Space Hopper

Commemorative Space Hopper

 


27 April 2023

Commemorative Socket Set!

Commemorative Socket Set

 


Blog Index

Archive 1

February 2001
- July 2003

Tripping the Dark Fantastic

"I mean, you can't sell 'darkbulbs' can you?"

Mathew Sandblaster_Trogg

"...not stopped bouncing since 1972..."


Skydiving

"We provide flippers, facemasks, breathing apparatus..."

Mr and Mrs Pottle are Lost Again

"Why can't these people just stay at home?"

more...

 

 

Fatquake

"The world's fattest man suffered a fatal earthquake in the early hours of the morning..."


Caught in the Act

"The police haven't always taken such a proactive approach to enlistment..."

Bacon

"Training Bacon Sandwiches for Fun and Profit..."

Invitation to a Monks' Tea Party

"...dedicated to St Jemima of the Holy Rock, the patron saint of gravel..."

more...

Eazee-post

Making internet forums less annoying

Linguiniphone

Learn to speak fluent Pasta.

Special Powers

Under new proposals, police officers will be equipped with X-ray vision.

Appliances

Rise of the machines

Cold Fusion Sandwiches

A breakthrough in lunch technology.

Oompah

Border controls to protect oompah music.

  Most Wanted

The UK's most notorious villains

Drivers!

Have you got what is takes?

Wilmington Cake Repairs

Cracked fondant and crumpled muffins

Aromatron Pulse

21st century smell tech

More...
Sandals
Professional Scarer
Jehovahs Cleaners
more
Kicking and Screaming

Prologue: Peanuts

You Don't Have to be Mad to Work Here...

Machiavelli Management Solutions

The Bleeding Obvious

Exploding Dogs

Baby's First Swear

Scrufty's Magic Juju Shop

Pigmongering

Empire of the Flowers

Scumm

Mrs Wilberforce and the River

Epilogue: Persons Unknown

Golfing bird
The Hedgehog King Board Meeting Goldilocks and the Free Bears Death Doom and Disaster Tall Story in a Short Glass Venus by Catapult Barry Buys a Broom
The History of Rock
Teaching Carrots to FlyTeaching Carrots to FlyStandard British NunsExtreme Dinosaurs
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