"His flapping jowls tightened into a leer..."
"I've lived all my life up a mountain..."
"The wonderful world of cheese..."
"The latest pyrotechnic technology..."
"The problem with time travel is..."
"A gentleman never fouls himself upwind of a waitress..."
"Frogs can jump ten times their own bodyweight..."
"...landing a man on the moon, shaving it, and returning him safely to Earth......"
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