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February 2001
- July 2003

Kicking Up a New Stink

"Quentin Tote has discovered a new smell..."

Cooker Island

"An altogether more bizarre branch of the animal kingdom - rogue cookers..."


Flying Squirrels

"Flying into the side of a house is nothing but a drop in the wide ocean of pain and anguish..."

Sci-Fi

"Was North America once home to an advanced society..."

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Animals
Sandals
Professional Scarer
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Hatch

"The human body is a wonderful thing, but what would really make my job a lot easier was if people had some sort of inspection hatch." So says consultant surgeon Michael Reakes, who is trying to persuade the government to let him install inspection hatches in fifty of his patients. Reakes believes that if his scheme was extended to the whole population, it would enable previously complex operations such as liver transplants and heart bypasses to be carried out in an outpatients clinic. The potential savings for the health service would be enormous, Reakes argues.

"And while we're at it," he adds, "I think some kind of arse-sump would come in handy."


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Aug 2003 -
Jan 2006

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Fatquake

"The world's fattest man suffered a fatal earthquake in the early hours of the morning..."


The Reluctant Pianist

"One of the most controversial musicians of recent years..."

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Caught in the Act

"The police haven't always taken such a proactive approach to enlistment..."

Detective Inspector Barker Harris

"You can call me Snuggles..."

Death Doom and Disaster
Goldilocks and the Free Bears
Tall Stories
Tigers Farm Machinery Medical Glossary
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