30 April 2023

Commemorative Gas!

Commemorative Hellium


29 April 2023

Commemorative Cabbage!

Commemorative Cabbage


28 April 2023

Commemorative Chicken!

Commemorative Chicken


27 April 2023

Commemorative Space Hopper

Commemorative Space Hopper


27 April 2023

Commemorative Socket Set!

Commemorative Socket Set


Blog Index

Archive 1

February 2001
- July 2003

Nuclear Garden

"We can't sleep at night and it frightens the dog..."

Project Scooby

"A rancid, petulant wheelbarrow of death..."


"Torching the National Gallery..."

Tattoo Express

"Mail order tattoos..."





"Professional doodling service launched..."

Drum and Bass

"Experimental discos have concluded that drum and bass music is rubbish..."

Crime Waves

"For the year 2015/16 the crime rate in the North Sea was practically zero..."

The Wackiest Person in the UK

"...madcap antics ..."


My Favourite Nuts

An actor remembers

Lobster Facts

With Derek the Fact Crab


The Factmaster's classic TV show.

Springboard to the Stars

Project Pogo

Toaster Suicide

Death by appliance.

Auras by Post

Spring clean your chakras

  Top Five Interview Tips

Land your dream job

World of the Wacky

With Mr Ooluv

Dirty Electric

Dodgy volts

Fourth Light

What colour should it be?

Arty Tomatoes
Professional Scarer
Kicking and Screaming

Prologue: Peanuts

You Don't Have to be Mad to Work Here...

Machiavelli Management Solutions

The Bleeding Obvious

Exploding Dogs

Baby's First Swear

Scrufty's Magic Juju Shop


Empire of the Flowers


Mrs Wilberforce and the River

Epilogue: Persons Unknown

Golfing bird
The Hedgehog King Board Meeting Goldilocks and the Free Bears Death Doom and Disaster Tall Story in a Short Glass Venus by Catapult Barry Buys a Broom
The History of Rock
Extreme DinosaursTeaching Carrots to FlyStandard British NunsExtreme Dinosaurs
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