Professor Ricky Stratocaster presents
The History
of Rock
Cake Rage
"Semi-automatic pastry..."
Drive-by Wallpapering
Guerilla decorating
Tapdancing Across the Sahara
A catalogue of catastrophic failure
Inside the Nun Factory
Nuns don't grow on trees
Occuloid Laserprobe
The latest in laser eye surgery
Skippy's Opera
The sound of fury
Archive 1
February 2001
- July 2003
The Thoroughfare of Success
"Targeted motivational short-term direction objectives..."
Librarians
"A seething cauldron of violence..."
Typists of the Kalahari
"The elephant can type at speeds in excess of 120 words per minute..."
Fats Porker - Blues Whinger
"The sad loss of Fats Porker..."
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Astral Travel Insurance
A Canadian agency has become the first company in the world to offer astral travel insurance. "Out of the body experiences can be stressful events for many astral travellers," said press officer Deirdre Fume. "Many people find the separation of their psychic and physical bodies both distressing and unnerving, and so it's perfectly normal for unseasoned travellers to be anxious about their journey. That's where we can help. Our company offers complete peace of mind for the astral traveller, including insurance against missed brain connections, ethereal leakage cover and access to a 24 hour emergency animus pump. We will also provide compensation for loss of baggage, both real and emotional." The agency has already had a lot of interest in the service, particularly their five star policy, which includes the temporary relocation of your mind to another body, should your own prove to be busy on your return.
The Reluctant Pianist
"One of the most controversial musicians of recent years..."
The Wackiest Person in the UK
"...madcap antics ..."
Stopping Distances
"How close a Gentleman should get to a Lady..."
Pirates
"Could you support a helpless pirate?"
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