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The University of the Bleeding Obvious

The UK's 7th funniest comedy site, probably

Something Happened on Tuesday

Probably, but we're not sure what.

Squeak Off

The big noise in footwear technology.

The Embarrasment of Nasal Hair Loss

Nostril wigs for all occasions

Short and Curly

Unlocking the power of curly hair.

The Language of Dance

Jazz hands and quickstep.

One-Sided Dice

One-Sided Dice for Fatalists.

Dolby Noise Reduction Sausages

Cut out the hiss next breakfast time.

The Beaufort Scale

Slight wafts and uninvited pumps.

Munchy Burger

Can you cut the mustard as a top burger executive?

Glen Twerk is not at Work

Caveat emptor, quo vadis.

Shave the Moon

Our hairy satellite.

The Drivelling

Troubled Hammer film gets new release.

Your Staff Feedback, Your Way

Tired of hearing from ungrateful and misguided staff?

The Thoroughfare of Success

Dick Smidgen teaches you how to live your life but better.

Emergency Kebabs

When you absolutely positively need a kebab.

Yeti Makeover

Mrs Stenchtrouser is planning an expedition.

Buy Our Shampoo

Just buy it, ok.

Criminal Offence Self-Assessment Form

Tick the box if you're a wrong 'un.

Here Comes Barry Smith

Wise words from Shepton Bassett's number one coach driver.

Know Your Birds

Major General Barmy-Phipps Discusses Modern Day Bird Warfare

Caught by the Fuzz

New Recruitment Initiatives within the UK Police Force.

Cash for Pets

Trade in your unwanted dog.

Bean Legacy

This summer, Christian Bale is Mr Bean.

The Bleeding Obvious

You pay peanuts, you get monkeys.

It's a Fact

Fun facts from the Fact Master. Fank you.

Cake Rage

Pastry related assaults.

Typists of the Kalahari

Shorthand tigers and double entry hippos.

Donald Fact's Fact Blast

It's a Fact, brought to you by Crunchy Flakes.

Fleegle

New number has consequences for the future of the universe. And bingo.

Oven Chimps

With none of the greasy aftertaste of regular monkeys.

The Devil's Arse On Tour

Famous cavern to tour country

Cosmos Rocks

In an infinite universe, there is no limit to human gullibility.

Wisbech

Theft of town exposed as hoax.

Pooley's Fire Distinguisher

Put paid to that firey bullshit.

Scoop!

Local frog trapped in drain.

Product Recall

Some of our biscuits may contain canoes.

Mr & Mrs Pottle are Lost Again

Why can't these people just stay at home?

A Sustained Corporate Battering

We're concerned about Mr Pyle

The Fish Olympics

Piscine polevaulting and haddock hurdles.

New Rights for Fictional Characters

It's no longer ok to call Oliver Twist a twat.

Sugar Free Vegan Diesel

There's no butter in it either.

The Trivial Accident Group

Have you been slightly inconvenienced at work?

Top Twenty Albums of the '70s

With Ricky Stratocaster, professor of twangology.

Poot

Bigger, Better, Faster, Now!

Well Stuffed

Rogue taxidermist terrorises family pets.

Quality Service at Pooley's

With our motoring correspondent, Martin Carburetor.

Songs of Inspiration

Jesus Wants Me For His Darts Team.

Slugbond

Because an inflated slug is a happy slug.

Announcing the iSpong

Totally changing the way that people spong in the future.

Gerald de Scooter's Restaurant Guide

Top notch swanky grub,

Skydiving

Skydiving without the unnecessary inconvenience of a parachute.

How To Be Sweary

with Professor Timothy Bottom.

No Offence

The Right Honourable David McGog unapologetically apologises.

Punctuation Crisis

We're running out of apostrophes.

New Deposits of Earwax Discovered

Significant quantities discovered in Mr Harry Frome

Ralph Trundle: F1 Driver

We talk to a legend of the circuit

Knitting in Colour

This day in 1956 saw the introduction of the first regular colour knitting patterns.

Stuff Your Bleeding Job

How to resign digracefully.

The Horse-Drawn Record Player

Equestrian technology.

An Open Letter to Shepton Bassett Park & Zoo

Sorry about your monkeys.

Are you ready for Digital Ornithology?

Analogue birds are about to be switched off.

Flexi Mortem

The only credit card you can use after death.

Butterfly

Prof Jim Spanners explains chaos theory

An Important Announcement about Fish

Clever trout and erudite pilcards.

Some People You've Never Heard Of

Rancid Alan Grease and others.

Did Man Really Go To Belgium?

The dark truth behind the Belgian conspiracy

Exploding Dinners

Put the fun back into dinner time.

Fine Dining

with Woodroffe Spanker

British Gas

Sending foreign gas back home.

Baby's First Swear

Teach your little angel to swear like a trooper.

Maxi-Lingual for Motorists

Curse fluently in over six languages.

SciFi Fan Draws a Blank

Publisher leaves pages blank to cut costs.

Out and About

The International Toast Museum and other attractions.

Nuclear Garden

Mr Sideboard is not happy about his exploding shed.

Shark Fishing

Fergus Pong has a shark problem.

Jazz Bomb

Raw unadulterated jazz.

Introducing Flying Squirrels

Flying into the side of a house at forty knots...

The Shepton Bassett Village Fete

In aid of the St Tiddles in the Font Restoration Fund.

Sounds of Nature

Relax with chickens.

Not Funny

Prof Jez Moonbeam is laughable.

Fats Porker - Blues Whinger

In memory of Crappsville's finest son.

A Career in Printing

Why not specialise in the colour green?

Barry the Road Safety Owl

No nonsense advice from a wise old bird

The Sandwich Advisor

Buying a sandwich is the third most stressful thing you can do.

Debt Matters

Making you aware of your debt.

Rationalising Britain's River Network

Britain's waterways need straightening,

Teaching Carrots to Fly

The cutting edge of vegetable warfare.

National Consumer Instructions Awards

Confusing, badly translated or just plain weird.

The Ultimate Procrastination Suite

Just been handed a project but can't be bothered to get started?

Wind Tunnel Technician

Pardon?

Help a Pirate in Need

These buccaneers desperately need your support.

So You've Got a New Manager?

How to stop it crapping in your in tray.

The Montreux Clinic For Aural Readjustment

Get your wonky flappers straightened here

Topping Talent

Featuring the Marvellous Undersea Kingdom of Colin Chocolate.

The National Key Museum!

We've got keys!

International Arse Kicking

Bottom kicking for fun and profit.

Professional Scarer

GRRRRRR! AAAAARRRRGH! GRRRR!

Empire of the Flowers

Major General Barmy-Phipps Discusses Operation Growbag.

We're No Longer Recruiting...

...but here are some of the unlucky applicants

The Square Root of Green

Fresh breakthrough in the science of colourology.

For Kids of All Ages...

Introducing our new range of children's books.

Jehovah's Cleaners

Because cleanliness is nexr to godliness.

The Long Range Trouser Forecast

Overnight corduroys and occasional dungarees.

A Fistful of Sausages

Brought to you by the meat marketing board.

Moroccan Dancing Moles

David Attenburger's Wonderful World of Nature.

Death By Pastry

A huge pie just hanging in space.

Neighbor Nightmares: The Movie

Two men, one drive, no prisoners.

What Is It?

How what why when who where and when? Hello?

Award for Outstanding Celebrity

New awards for old has-beens

Cold Fusion Sandwiches

A new era in atomic lunches.

Spread the Good Word!

Your chance to buy shares in the Salvation Army!

Space Things

The continuing adventures of Astro Cat.

The Discovery of Vitamin G

Great moments in science.

Piffin: A Mediterranean Paradise

Boasting Europe's biggest landfill.

Mind Your Wind

Issued by the Ministry of Gas, 1942.

Petty Complaints Ombudsman

Giving your batshit insade complaints the respect they deserve.

Inside the Nun Factory

Where do nuns come from?

Cock

The magazine for young gentlemen.

Grampion Strangely's Mountain Rescue

These vulnderable mountains need your help.

The Alternative Olympics

Speed swingball and dodgem rallying.

Veg-U-Like

Tomatoes, cauliflower, brussel sprouts and peas - collect the whole set.

World of the Wacky

With the Amazing Mr Ooluv

Diagnosis

Professor Wimple has a dirty mouth.

The Unusual Suspects

A message from Det. Insp. Barker Harris.

Ant Facts

with Donald Fact.

The Prime Time Gameshow Generator

As used by TV executives worldwide.

So Special

Special beauty therapies for very special people.

Twenty-First Century Scouting

A woggle for the new miilenium.

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Pigchums

Meet likeminded pigs in your area!

Global Moistening

Fear of a wet planet.

Tax, What Tax?

Sir John Wyndrell has never heard of his own company.

Food Banking

MPs praise growing industry.

Fatquake

A sad farewell to the world's fatest man.

Thinking of Buying an Octopus?

How to look after your squishy friend.

It's a Fact!

More facts from the Funky Fact Feller.

Core Competencies in Office Furniture

Sign up for a certificate in filing cabinets.

Machiavelli Management Solutions

Discipline over distance.

Barney's Magic Wonder Show

Belinda Sommers reviews the latest production.

Optimum Leaning Angles

How to look cool and interesting at an angle.

'Ello 'Ello 'Ello, What's All This Then?

Presenting The Metropolitan Police Choir.

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Astralguard

Insurance for Astral Travellers.

Gentlemen's Etiquette

How to behave right proper and all that.

Eazee-post

Taking the pain out of internet forums.

Carter-Pierrepoint

Particulate mapping of key delivery nodes.

Maisy Donnington's Office Safety

How to avoid the business end of a stapler.

Comfy Dinners

A meal fit for a bed.

Dobbins of Doncaster

Get yourself a quality ass.

Doing the Lord's Work

Vicars on the job.

The Battersea Wigs Home

We never put a healthy wig down.

Arty Tomatoes

Guy Pakker's latest artistic venture.

Dilbert's Donkey Solutions

Professional donkey storage.

Digital Vicars

The secret ways that vicars communicate?

Maisy Donnington's Guide to Perking Yourself Up

Turn that frown upside down.

History in Focus

An elbow shaker and a lickspittling mumblecrust

Night of the Womble

Unpublished Womble book is dystopian nightmare.

Persons Unknown

Mr Frampton is looking for somoeone to blame.

Fraudulent Bananas

Phony fruit.

Maisy Donnington's Cheese Etiquette Page

Your guide to the wonderful world of cheese.

10 Things You Never Knew About Frogs

Frogtastic Facts

Old Clothes

Trading Standards warn against dangerously out of date clobber.

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Stupid Stories

Some more stupid than others.

Barry Buys a Broom
Barry Buys a Broom

Barry Buys a Broom

Dirty Doings at Featherstone Manor
Dirty Doings at Featherstone Manor

Dirty Doings at Featherstone Manor

Board Meeting
Board Meeting

Board Meeting

The Day Before Tomnorrow
The Day Before Tomnorrow

The Day Before Tomnorrow

Tall Story in a Short Glass
Tall Story in a Short Glass

Tall Story in a Short Glass

The Hedgehog King
The Hedgehog King

The Hedgehog King

The Mystery of the Shitfaced Man
The Mystery of the Shitfaced Man

The Mystery of the Shitfaced Man

Venus by Catapult
Venus by Catapult

Venus by Catapult

You Again
You Again

You Again

Death, Doom and Disaster
Death,Doom and Disaster

Death, Doom and Disaster

Goldilocks and the Free Bears
Goldilocks and the Free Bears

Goldilocks and the Free Bears

Operation Mutton

The millitary applications of sheep during WWII.

Historic Knees

Knees of outstanding natural beauty.

Gin!

Gin, gin and more gin!

Amateur Stamp Collector Collector

Want to know how much to pay for a Nigel Tomlinson?

How to Look After Your Cement Mixer

A great addition to any home.

Have you got what it takes to stay in the country?

Be a great Briton. Or get out.

Sofas are From Mars...

The race to put the first sofa on Mars.

Is Your Tortoise Roadworthy?

Important news from the Ministry of Tortoises.

Jaggedy

Mrs Lubricant wants a tidiery Britain.

Blood Donors Needed

Please bleed into the envelope provided.

In the market for a used policeman?

How to spot a dodgy copper.

Rob Hammond's Essential Guide to Buddhism

Rob Hammond will give you a spiritual kicking,

St Tiddles in the Font

Parish newsletter.

Mr Bannerman's Evidence

Courtroom confusion.

Galactic Phrasebook

Learn to speak Venusian!

Harry Carson is Watching You

It's a man's life as a modern store detective.

Art

Selwyn Peach paints Elephants

Lillywhite Lenny

On the importance of staying on the fecking horse.

It's All in the Game

Classic board games from the past.

A Very Local Paper

All the news that's local to Mr Henry Droop, Littlehampton.

Local Heroes

Outstanding achievements in the field of vandalism.

Brick II

Recycling the rubble.

Marmaduke Irksome: A Retrospective

Talking crap in the House of Commons.

Staff Handbook

A handy guide to your new workplace.

Happismiles Emergency Clown Service

For when your regular clown lets you down.

Spooky Doings

The magazine of weird and improbable stuff.

The Great Space Exhibition

Glorious innovations and technical marvels!

Anti-Assertiveness Classes

Tone it down a bit.

Pigmongering

Fergus Pong introduces us to this dying art.

Petunia Mulch

Plant psychologist.

Things Fall Over All the Time

Arthur's train only has wheels on one side.

The Delusion of J Henry Proudfoot

We meet an alien archaeologist.

The Wackiest Person in the UK

Alison Perkins is a mad as a fish.

Echo...Echo

Mr Clutterbuck has an echo... echo... echo.

Greygolds Residential Care Home

Where quality care costs extra.

Traffic Watch

Heavy vibes are causing delays on the A52.

No More Glasses!

Fry sausages with just a wink of the eye.

Metal Detecting

German U-Boat Found on Devon Beach.

Bristletech Industries

Do you need to grow a beard? Fast?

Puzzle Page!

With the amazing Mr Ooluv.

Kicking Up a New Stink

Breakthrough leads to discovery of new smell.

Travel News

Cowboys on the line and bricked up tunnels,

Cheese Genome Finally Cracked!

Scientific proof of the existence of cheese.

Mathew Sandblaster-Trogg

A bouncy little freak.

Doing Lengths

Mr Zing is swimming from pole to pole

How Long is a Piece of String?

The hit gameshow for all the family.

Linguini!

Learn to speak fluent pasta.

Hear and Now

For collectors of rare and unusual sounds.

The Wonderful World of Ants

Ants, ants, ants, ants!

Pretty Pictures

Better management through crayons.

Scrufty's Magic Juju Shoppe

A tale of oconker mismanagement.

What's On in Lower Bumpstead

A packed programme, following that unfortunate incident with the fire eater.

Dark Batter

Is the missing mass in the Universe actually pastry?

Tony Fold's Country Rambles

with guest rambler, Rory Triffic.

Rod Stewart and Enya's Rock 'n' Roll Mysteries

Solving crimes and fighting bad guys.

Cosmic Background Apathy

Will the universe keep expanding until it can't be bothered anymore?

Bing Crosby Boxing

Punching singers in the mouth.

Tripping the Dark Fantastic

Hello darkness my old friend

Motorcycle Display Teams

A bunch of blokes twatting about on bikes.

The Kidderminster Lemon Exchange

Open now for faster, more reliable lemon exchange.

Octo-Fever

Are you allergic to octopuses?

Feathered Friends

Could you befriend a lonely parrot?

Noblock and Kerfanderbuck

All smileytangled cockrock strop.

Shepton Bassett - A Vision for the Future

Better late than never, our town plan.

Nobby Wentworth's Pet Surgery

Save cash - fix your own pets in the comfort of your own home.

Bare-knuckle Snooker

The biggest threat to law and order since badminton

World of Holes

Europe's leading stockist of quality holes.

Whose Legs Are These?

The gameshow for all the family

Dream Strides

Emergency trousers delivered direct to your anxiety nightmare.

Selling Crap for Fun and Profit

The very best in useless tat.

Donald Fact's Fact Breakers

Remembering the classic '70s kids' show.

Bad Grandma Grammar

The inappropriate erection of words.

Dougal Fridgely

Possible dwarf planet discovered in Tadcaster

Why Your Printer Doesn't Work

Most of these devices are allergic to paper.

Cut Price Chips

You like chips? You like lots of chips?

The World Bullshit Record

Team bonding, goal setting and table top brainstorming

Brixham Trouser Museum

The UK 's premier trouser experience.

Buttock Express

Your arse in our hands.

Christopher Columbus Discoveries Inc

If you've lost it, Chris will find it.

Drive-by Wallpapering

Delinquent decorating.

The Aromatron

A whole new world of smells awaits you.

Evening Courses

Pseudo-academic subjects and frivolous arts and crafts courses.

Jars-4-u

Get your jars opened by a professional jar opener!

Cooker Island

Where the toasters roam free.

Welcome to Stick World

If you like sticks, well, we've got sticks.

Auras by Post?

Spruce up your chakras

Crystal N.R.G.

Harnessing the mystical bollocks of the universe.

Forward to the '80s

How we'll all be travelling in the '80s.

A Ding-Dong Duvets

Prof Reynaud pulls a fast one.

An Old Fart Remembers

Do you remember Puthering Day?

Mr Gammon's Objections

Shepton Bassett Council Responds

Centuri Space Supplies

Second hand space travel

Man Blames ESA for Domestic Eclipse

Mr Cravat is not happy about where they park their stuff.

Extreme Dinosaurs

Skateboarding plesiosaurs, rollerblading raptors and a brontosaurus with a space hopper.

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