Confused by the menus in Italian restaurants? Don't know your Cannelloni from your Macaroni, or your Tagliatelle from your Vermicelli? What you need is...

 

Conchiglie

 

Linguiniphone

 

Linguiniphone is a brand new language course from Jabberdiscs and comes on fifteen easy-to-follow CDs, officially endorsed by the Institute Of Advanced Pasta Design in Milan.

 

lasagne

 

Listen to them in the car or on the bus! Practice whilst out jogging or on the toilet! You'll soon master this romantic and entrancing tongue and be talking fluent Pasta in no time at all.

 

 

 

 

 

Jabberdiscs

And coming soon: learn French the Jabberdiscs way, just as soon as we can come up with a suitable pun.

 

 

 

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Supermarket Kerfuffle

Misaligned caster causes pile up.

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Drum and Bass

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Maxi-Lingual

Language skills for motorists

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Bulbous Spock's Wine Guide

Top notch swanky grog

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Exploding Dogs

It's for their own good

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Knitting in Colour

Introduction of the first colour knitting patterns.

 

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