Eazee-post

Taking the pain out of using internet forums

You have Mike Dali to thank for making your internet browsing that little bit less frustrating, thanks to a new browser plugin which can read forum posts and assess them according to their usefulness.

Eazee-post's complex algorithm examines key phrases and scores them against a number of different criteria, including relevance, accuracy, smugness and abuse. It then marks each post with an appropriate rating, allowing people searching for a genuinely useful response to scroll past all the time wasters.

Mr Dali gave us a brief demonstration using a typical forum thread. The results were generated in seconds and are shown below.

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KAMan

Apologies if this isn't the right forum. I'm looking for someone who can give me some idea how I can fit a new headlight bulb on the driver's side of a Ford KA. I've got the right bulb but I just can't seem to get at the headlight!

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Doomslayer54

What make of car is it?

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Froghopper

I always take mine to the garage.

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Trucklover42

I've never had a Ford KA and I don't know how it's done, but you probably have to remove the air filter.

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7seasofrhye

What make of car is it?

dude its a Ford KA the OP said that in their post

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cupidstunt

Ford Ka's r rubbish. You need get a better car!!!

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Mrs_Bossy

I used to have a Renault and I think you need to reach up through the wheel arch.

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Trucklover42

I used to have a Renault and I think you need to reach up through the wheel arch.

This ^

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cupidstunt

Renault's r crap!!!

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7seasofrhye

the OP doesn't have a Renault

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Trucklover42

the OP doesn't have a Renault

I never said he did.

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JaneyWP56

 

My father-in-law had one. The passenger side is much easier to replace.

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7seasofrhye

how exactly does that help? r you saying that the OP should change the passenger side instead???

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JaneyWP56

 

There's no need to be like that. I'm just expressing an opinion. Am I not allowed an opinion?

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7seasofryhe

not if ur a dick

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Coffee_Addict

 

I think the OP might find it difficult to do this.

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7seasofrhye

rubbish its dead easy why do people have to make such a big deal about these things??? its common sense

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Trucklover42

rubbish its dead easy why do people have to make such a big deal about these things??? its common sense

Okay then, tell us how?

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DarkSith

 

Are you sure you actually need to replace it?

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Pacmamma

When I had a Renault you could only do it by jacking the car up then reaching up through the wheelarch.

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412Jacko

 

When I had a Renault you could only do it by jacking the car up then reaching up through the wheelarch.

I don't think the OP has a Renault.

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Trucklover42

I see 7seasofrye has gone quiet!!!

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KAMan

It's okay. I took it to Halford's - all sorted.

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cupidstunt

Halfords r crap!!!

 

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