Visit the Toast Museum in Stoke-on-Trent!
Yes sir, a good pair of ears is about the most useful thing that you could possibly have in the animal kingdom.
Eradicate the Misery of Pixies
Patent stink technology
Relax with Chickens
Some of the cheeses detailed may be entirely fictitious.
10 December 2019: Toaster Awareness
08 December 2019: The Patagonian Sneezing Fish
06 December 2019: Navy Admits to Floaty Boat Gaffe