Aura Realignment by Post?
Yes, it's true! Now you can have your personal aura re-tuned by our professional aura management team, without having to leave the comfort of your own home!
We've all experienced days when we feel low, sluggish and irritable. All too often we simply put it down to a virus, lack of sleep or gastro-enteritis. But the chances are that it's probably the result of a tainted or misfiring aura.
Well help is on hand at last. Our new Rainbow Brite® replenishment therapy is guaranteed to rejuvenate and reinvigorate tired and fading auras, often restoring up to 80% of their original lustre. Interested? Well, it couldn't be simpler. If your aura is out of whack, simply pop it into a padded envelope*, enclose your address and a cheque for £29.99, and send it to:
Auras By Post
PO Box 77G45
Birmingham
Yes, Birmingham
UK
Ask about some of our other services:
- Chakras repositioned (first 3 chakras free)
- Egos rinsed and fluffed
- Astrological sign exchange service
- Astral travel planner - how to avoid the holiday traffic
- Crystal healing - send us your broken crystals
We also have a spirit redirection service for lost souls.
*Registered mail is recommended. We cannot accept responsibility for any auras lost, damaged or cursed whilst in transit. Important Note: Rainbow Brite® process can cause some shrinkage. Not suitable for pets.
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The University of the
Bleeding Obvious:
Volume 1
The first collection of material from The University of the Bleeding Obvious, includes bouncing sheep, Nuclear Gardening and much more.
The University of the
Bleeding Obvious:
Volume 2
The second volume of material - contains Oven Chimps, Invitation to a Monks' Tea Party, Nobby Wentworth's Pet Surgery and more.
Dead Peasants
Fifteen new articles, published 2012, including Jacob Wanting, Baron Havok Regrets and Chip Papers, Doggy Doings and Sick.
Kicking and Screaming
Includes Exploding Dogs, Pigmongering, Scrufty's Magic Juju Shoppe and Empire of the Flowers.
The Bongo Lectures
Dr Adolphous Bongo presents his twisted views on the subjects of Moles, Farm Machinery, Shopping and more.
Death Doom & Disaster
When Geoff Dickson left work one foggy evening he didn't expect to wind up being chased across an alien landscape by giant snails.
Goldilocks and
Free Bears
An epic struggle for justice, featuring, amongst other things, the Loch Ness Monster and a potato with gunshot wounds.
Bristletech
Quality Beards for the modern gent
Barker Harris
A right load of dodgy villains, and no mistake
Joint Strike Carrot
Teaching carrots to fly
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