Yes, it's true! Now you can have your personal aura re-tuned by our professional aura management team, without having to leave the comfort of your own home!
We've all experienced days when we feel low, sluggish and irritable. All too often we simply put it down to a virus, lack of sleep or gastro-enteritis. But the chances are that it's probably the result of a tainted or misfiring aura.
Well help is on hand at last. Our new Rainbow Brite® replenishment therapy is guaranteed to rejuvenate and reinvigorate tired and fading auras, often restoring up to 80% of their original lustre. Interested? Well, it couldn't be simpler. If your aura is out of whack, simply pop it into a padded envelope*, enclose your address and a cheque for £29.99, and send it to:
Auras By Post
PO Box 77G45
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We also have a spirit redirection service for lost souls.
*Registered mail is recommended. We cannot accept responsibility for any auras lost, damaged or cursed whilst in transit. Important Note: Rainbow Brite® process can cause some shrinkage. Not suitable for pets.
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