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We've all experienced days when we feel low, sluggish and irritable. All too often we simply put it down to a virus, lack of sleep or gastro-enteritis. But the chances are that it's probably the result of a tainted or misfiring aura.

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Yes, Birmingham
UK


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We also have a spirit redirection service for lost souls.


*Registered mail is recommended. We cannot accept responsibility for any auras lost, damaged or cursed whilst in transit. Important Note: Rainbow Brite® process can cause some shrinkage. Not suitable for pets.

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