Hey! We all know that bad manners, anti-social behaviour and general immorality can all be blamed on the TV, film and "pop 'n' roll" music that influenced us in our formative years.
But wait! With our media constantly under pressure to clean up their act, how can we be sure that our children are getting properly corrupted? Isn't there a danger that the ASBO kids of the future will have no one to blame but themselves?
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A Mediterranean Paradise
With Mr Ooluv
The enemy is listening for your flatulence. Watch your emissions.
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Learn to speak fluent Pasta.
A fourth colour on traffic lights
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