Baby saying bollocks

Baby's
First
Swear

Hey! We all know that bad manners, anti-social behaviour and general immorality can all be blamed on the TV, film and "pop 'n' roll" music that influenced us in our formative years.

But wait! With our media constantly under pressure to clean up their act, how can we be sure that our children are getting properly corrupted? Isn't there a danger that the ASBO kids of the future will have no one to blame but themselves?

Hang on! Worry not - with Baby's First Swear you can be sure that your little tyke will be cussing with the best of them, because this electronic marvel comes pre-programmed with over 5000 Grade A premium profanities.

Sweary babies
Baby saying something naughty
And now! Baby's First Swear comes with a special 'cad' setting, to liven up the dullest of parties.

Baby's First Swear

Because it seems that there's no point in being subtle.

From the people who brought you "Baby's First Joint".

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