Are your feet getting you down?
Are you looking for a new approach to stubborn stains?
Do you want half the calories but twice the flavour?

Then what you need is...

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Bigger!  Better!  Faster! Now!

Laboratory tests have revealed that New Poot is over three times as effective as other leading brands, is gentler on the skin and won't leave a hole in your pocket - not unless you want it to.

Read what this satisfied customer had to say.  Go on, READ IT...

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"I've been using Poot for over three months and already I've noticed the difference.  My teeth are whiter, my carpets smell better, my cat is going to live 20% longer and, boy!, you should see what I'm packing in my underpants these days.   Oh wow, I'm impressed, and no mistake, cor blimey.  I certainly wouldn't go back to using my old brand.  What!  No bleedin' chance, matey."

Dave Legs

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So switch to Poot today, and see if you can spot the difference!

More Poot

And introducing...

For busy mums in a hurry there's now New Poot Lite.
The same quality, performance and smell that you've come
to expect from regular Poot, but in a smaller box.

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Even More Poots

Also available: Poot Soluble, Poot Nightime, Decaffeinated Poot, Poot Extra, Poot with Lemons, Poot Spray, Poot Stick, Poot for Girls.

From the people who brought you Plop.

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