Laboratory tests have revealed that New Poot is over three times as effective as other leading brands, is gentler on the skin and won't leave a hole in your pocket - not unless you want it to.
Read what this satisfied customer had to say. Go on, READ IT...
"I've been using Poot for over three months and already I've noticed the difference. My teeth are whiter, my carpets smell better, my cat is going to live 20% longer and, boy!, you should see what I'm packing in my underpants these days. Oh wow, I'm impressed, and no mistake, cor blimey. I certainly wouldn't go back to using my old brand. What! No bleedin' chance, matey."
For busy mums in a hurry there's now New Poot Lite.
The same quality, performance and smell that you've come
to expect from regular Poot, but in a smaller box.
Also available: Poot Soluble, Poot Nightime, Decaffeinated Poot, Poot Extra, Poot with Lemons, Poot Spray, Poot Stick, Poot for Girls.
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