Commemorative Gas!
Commemorative Cabbage!
Commemorative Chicken!
Commemorative Space Hopper
Commemorative Socket Set!
Archive 1
February 2001
- July 2003
Cosmic Background Apathy
"Just how big is the Universe?"
The Delusion of J Henry Proudfoot
"His flapping jowls tightened into a leer..."
Whip-it-Round Parcel Delivery Services
"I'd feel exactly the same way in your situation..."
Butterfly
"...flap... butterfly... earthquake... China..."
DIY Olympics
"The 600 metres wallpapering, the freestyle tiling and the gloss painting relay..."
Fatquake
"The world's fattest man suffered a fatal earthquake in the early hours of the morning..."
Shepton Bassett Academy
"Ofsted report..."
Evil Windows
"Malevolent operating system..."
more...Buglers
Man bugled due to typing error.
Hoofer
Dancer mown down by chorus line.
Large Organ
Mr Pogley's massive organ.
Pernicious Phlegm
Legendary band to reform.
Mars
Strange anomalies in the motion of the planet Mars.
My Favourite Nuts
An actor remembers
Tiverton's top store detective
Highway RobberyStolen roads
Aromatron Pulse21st century smell tech
Tracey's Mobile HairTroubled by unruly hair?
More...
The University
of the Bleeding Obvious
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