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The University of the Bleeding Obvious

The UK's 7th funniest comedy site, probably

Art

Selwyn Peach paints Elephants

Scrufty's Magic Juju Shoppe

A tale of oconker mismanagement.

Travel News

Cowboys on the line and bricked up tunnels,

Butterfly

Prof Jim Spanners explains chaos theory

Veg-U-Like

Tomatoes, cauliflower, brussel sprouts and peas - collect the whole set.

Dougal Fridgely

Possible dwarf planet discovered in Tadcaster

Oven Chimps

With none of the greasy aftertaste of regular monkeys.

Know Your Birds

Major General Barmy-Phipps Discusses Modern Day Bird Warfare

Hear and Now

For collectors of rare and unusual sounds.

Barry the Road Safety Owl

No nonsense advice from a wise old bird

Cock

The magazine for young gentlemen.

The Long Range Trouser Forecast

Overnight corduroys and occasional dungarees.

Squeak Off

The big noise in footwear technology.

Bare-knuckle Snooker

The biggest threat to law and order since badminton

The Shepton Bassett Village Fete

In aid of the St Tiddles in the Font Restoration Fund.

The Devil's Arse On Tour

Famous cavern to tour country

Empire of the Flowers

Major General Barmy-Phipps Discusses Operation Growbag.

'Ello 'Ello 'Ello, What's All This Then?

Presenting The Metropolitan Police Choir.

Wisbech

Theft of town exposed as hoax.

Wind Tunnel Technician

Pardon?

Short and Curly

Unlocking the power of curly hair.

Fleegle

New number has consequences for the future of the universe. And bingo.

History in Focus

An elbow shaker and a lickspittling mumblecrust

Did Man Really Go To Belgium?

The dark truth behind the Belgian conspiracy

What's On in Lower Bumpstead

A packed programme, following that unfortunate incident with the fire eater.

Mr Gammon's Objections

Shepton Bassett Council Responds

Persons Unknown

Mr Frampton is looking for somoeone to blame.

Sounds of Nature

Relax with chickens.

Arty Tomatoes

Guy Pakker's latest artistic venture.

Piffin: A Mediterranean Paradise

Boasting Europe's biggest landfill.

Happismiles Emergency Clown Service

For when your regular clown lets you down.

New Deposits of Earwax Discovered

Significant quantities discovered in Mr Harry Frome

Digital Vicars

The secret ways that vicars communicate?

Pigchums

Meet likeminded pigs in your area!

An Open Letter to Shepton Bassett Park & Zoo

Sorry about your monkeys.

Cold Fusion Sandwiches

A new era in atomic lunches.

The Embarrasment of Nasal Hair Loss

Nostril wigs for all occasions

Debt Matters

Making you aware of your debt.

Jazz Bomb

Raw unadulterated jazz.

Astralguard

Insurance for Astral Travellers.

Criminal Offence Self-Assessment Form

Tick the box if you're a wrong 'un.

How To Be Sweary

with Professor Timothy Bottom.

Help a Pirate in Need

These buccaneers desperately need your support.

Dream Strides

Emergency trousers delivered direct to your anxiety nightmare.

Thinking of Buying an Octopus?

How to look after your squishy friend.

Drive-by Wallpapering

Delinquent decorating.

The Wackiest Person in the UK

Alison Perkins is a mad as a fish.

Greygolds Residential Care Home

Where quality care costs extra.

World of Holes

Europe's leading stockist of quality holes.

The National Key Museum!

We've got keys!

Things Fall Over All the Time

Arthur's train only has wheels on one side.

The Montreux Clinic For Aural Readjustment

Get your wonky flappers straightened here

Space Things

The continuing adventures of Astro Cat.

Dobbins of Doncaster

Get yourself a quality ass.

Doing Lengths

Mr Zing is swimming from pole to pole

An Old Fart Remembers

Do you remember Puthering Day?

It's a Fact!

More facts from the Funky Fact Feller.

Exploding Dinners

Put the fun back into dinner time.

Have you got what it takes to stay in the country?

Be a great Briton. Or get out.

Bean Legacy

This summer, Christian Bale is Mr Bean.

Buttock Express

Your arse in our hands.

Jaggedy

Mrs Lubricant wants a tidiery Britain.

Kicking Up a New Stink

Breakthrough leads to discovery of new smell.

Neighbor Nightmares: The Movie

Two men, one drive, no prisoners.

Gentlemen's Etiquette

How to behave right proper and all that.

Forward to the '80s

How we'll all be travelling in the '80s.

Cosmos Rocks

In an infinite universe, there is no limit to human gullibility.

Out and About

The International Toast Museum and other attractions.

Historic Knees

Knees of outstanding natural beauty.

The Prime Time Gameshow Generator

As used by TV executives worldwide.

Selling Crap for Fun and Profit

The very best in useless tat.

We're No Longer Recruiting...

...but here are some of the unlucky applicants

International Arse Kicking

Bottom kicking for fun and profit.

Nobby Wentworth's Pet Surgery

Save cash - fix your own pets in the comfort of your own home.

Petty Complaints Ombudsman

Giving your batshit insade complaints the respect they deserve.

The Bleeding Obvious

You pay peanuts, you get monkeys.

How to Look After Your Cement Mixer

A great addition to any home.

The Beaufort Scale

Slight wafts and uninvited pumps.

Diagnosis

Professor Wimple has a dirty mouth.

Lillywhite Lenny

On the importance of staying on the fecking horse.

Bing Crosby Boxing

Punching singers in the mouth.

Award for Outstanding Celebrity

New awards for old has-beens

Donald Fact's Fact Blast

It's a Fact, brought to you by Crunchy Flakes.

Auras by Post?

Spruce up your chakras

Optimum Leaning Angles

How to look cool and interesting at an angle.

St Tiddles in the Font

Parish newsletter.

Brixham Trouser Museum

The UK 's premier trouser experience.

Slugbond

Because an inflated slug is a happy slug.

Pooley's Fire Distinguisher

Put paid to that firey bullshit.

The Square Root of Green

Fresh breakthrough in the science of colourology.

Pretty Pictures

Better management through crayons.

Donald Fact's Fact Breakers

Remembering the classic '70s kids' show.

The World Bullshit Record

Team bonding, goal setting and table top brainstorming

The Alternative Olympics

Speed swingball and dodgem rallying.

Welcome to Stick World

If you like sticks, well, we've got sticks.

Flexi Mortem

The only credit card you can use after death.

Marmaduke Irksome: A Retrospective

Talking crap in the House of Commons.

Cosmic Background Apathy

Will the universe keep expanding until it can't be bothered anymore?

Pigmongering

Fergus Pong introduces us to this dying art.

Buy Our Shampoo

Just buy it, ok.

Announcing the iSpong

Totally changing the way that people spong in the future.

Moroccan Dancing Moles

David Attenburger's Wonderful World of Nature.

Ralph Trundle: F1 Driver

We talk to a legend of the circuit

The Great Space Exhibition

Glorious innovations and technical marvels!

Anti-Assertiveness Classes

Tone it down a bit.

Old Clothes

Trading Standards warn against dangerously out of date clobber.

Grampion Strangely's Mountain Rescue

These vulnderable mountains need your help.

Professional Scarer

GRRRRRR! AAAAARRRRGH! GRRRR!

Why Your Printer Doesn't Work

Most of these devices are allergic to paper.

Feathered Friends

Could you befriend a lonely parrot?

Caught by the Fuzz

New Recruitment Initiatives within the UK Police Force.

Man Blames ESA for Domestic Eclipse

Mr Cravat is not happy about where they park their stuff.

Stuff Your Bleeding Job

How to resign digracefully.

In the market for a used policeman?

How to spot a dodgy copper.

Barney's Magic Wonder Show

Belinda Sommers reviews the latest production.

For Kids of All Ages...

Introducing our new range of children's books.

Fine Dining

with Woodroffe Spanker

Something Happened on Tuesday

Probably, but we're not sure what.

Traffic Watch

Heavy vibes are causing delays on the A52.

Cake Rage

Pastry related assaults.

Yeti Makeover

Mrs Stenchtrouser is planning an expedition.

Baby's First Swear

Teach your little angel to swear like a trooper.

Fatquake

A sad farewell to the world's fatest man.

Machiavelli Management Solutions

Discipline over distance.

Skydiving

Skydiving without the unnecessary inconvenience of a parachute.

The Discovery of Vitamin G

Great moments in science.

Rationalising Britain's River Network

Britain's waterways need straightening,

Death By Pastry

A huge pie just hanging in space.

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Mathew Sandblaster-Trogg

A bouncy little freak.

Food Banking

MPs praise growing industry.

Amateur Stamp Collector Collector

Want to know how much to pay for a Nigel Tomlinson?

Cut Price Chips

You like chips? You like lots of chips?

Mr Bannerman's Evidence

Courtroom confusion.

Tripping the Dark Fantastic

Hello darkness my old friend

The Trivial Accident Group

Have you been slightly inconvenienced at work?

A Ding-Dong Duvets

Prof Reynaud pulls a fast one.

Whose Legs Are These?

The gameshow for all the family

Inside the Nun Factory

Where do nuns come from?

Shave the Moon

Our hairy satellite.

A Fistful of Sausages

Brought to you by the meat marketing board.

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Sofas are From Mars...

The race to put the first sofa on Mars.

No Offence

The Right Honourable David McGog unapologetically apologises.

Maisy Donnington's Guide to Perking Yourself Up

Turn that frown upside down.

Gin!

Gin, gin and more gin!

Eazee-post

Taking the pain out of internet forums.

Maxi-Lingual for Motorists

Curse fluently in over six languages.

Ant Facts

with Donald Fact.

Songs of Inspiration

Jesus Wants Me For His Darts Team.

Evening Courses

Pseudo-academic subjects and frivolous arts and crafts courses.

World of the Wacky

With the Amazing Mr Ooluv

A Very Local Paper

All the news that's local to Mr Henry Droop, Littlehampton.

Local Heroes

Outstanding achievements in the field of vandalism.

New Rights for Fictional Characters

It's no longer ok to call Oliver Twist a twat.

Carter-Pierrepoint

Particulate mapping of key delivery nodes.

Staff Handbook

A handy guide to your new workplace.

SciFi Fan Draws a Blank

Publisher leaves pages blank to cut costs.

Knitting in Colour

This day in 1956 saw the introduction of the first regular colour knitting patterns.

Cash for Pets

Trade in your unwanted dog.

Emergency Kebabs

When you absolutely positively need a kebab.

Bristletech Industries

Do you need to grow a beard? Fast?

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Stupid Stories

Some more stupid than others.

Barry Buys a Broom
Barry Buys a Broom

Barry Buys a Broom

Dirty Doings at Featherstone Manor
Dirty Doings at Featherstone Manor

Dirty Doings at Featherstone Manor

Board Meeting
Board Meeting

Board Meeting

The Day Before Tomnorrow
The Day Before Tomnorrow

The Day Before Tomnorrow

Tall Story in a Short Glass
Tall Story in a Short Glass

Tall Story in a Short Glass

The Hedgehog King
The Hedgehog King

The Hedgehog King

The Mystery of the Shitfaced Man
The Mystery of the Shitfaced Man

The Mystery of the Shitfaced Man

Venus by Catapult
Venus by Catapult

Venus by Catapult

You Again
You Again

You Again

Death, Doom and Disaster
Death,Doom and Disaster

Death, Doom and Disaster

Goldilocks and the Free Bears
Goldilocks and the Free Bears

Goldilocks and the Free Bears

A Career in Printing

Why not specialise in the colour green?

Scoop!

Local frog trapped in drain.

How Long is a Piece of String?

The hit gameshow for all the family.

Echo...Echo

Mr Clutterbuck has an echo... echo... echo.

Cooker Island

Where the toasters roam free.

Here Comes Barry Smith

Wise words from Shepton Bassett's number one coach driver.

Linguini!

Learn to speak fluent pasta.

Rod Stewart and Enya's Rock 'n' Roll Mysteries

Solving crimes and fighting bad guys.

Your Staff Feedback, Your Way

Tired of hearing from ungrateful and misguided staff?

Jars-4-u

Get your jars opened by a professional jar opener!

Brick II

Recycling the rubble.

The Language of Dance

Jazz hands and quickstep.

Noblock and Kerfanderbuck

All smileytangled cockrock strop.

Sugar Free Vegan Diesel

There's no butter in it either.

Munchy Burger

Can you cut the mustard as a top burger executive?

Cheese Genome Finally Cracked!

Scientific proof of the existence of cheese.

Extreme Dinosaurs

Skateboarding plesiosaurs, rollerblading raptors and a brontosaurus with a space hopper.

Maisy Donnington's Cheese Etiquette Page

Your guide to the wonderful world of cheese.

Mind Your Wind

Issued by the Ministry of Gas, 1942.

Maisy Donnington's Office Safety

How to avoid the business end of a stapler.

The Thoroughfare of Success

Dick Smidgen teaches you how to live your life but better.

Gerald de Scooter's Restaurant Guide

Top notch swanky grub,

Well Stuffed

Rogue taxidermist terrorises family pets.

Centuri Space Supplies

Second hand space travel

Octo-Fever

Are you allergic to octopuses?

The Battersea Wigs Home

We never put a healthy wig down.

Spread the Good Word!

Your chance to buy shares in the Salvation Army!

Doing the Lord's Work

Vicars on the job.

Typists of the Kalahari

Shorthand tigers and double entry hippos.

Some People You've Never Heard Of

Rancid Alan Grease and others.

British Gas

Sending foreign gas back home.

No More Glasses!

Fry sausages with just a wink of the eye.

An Important Announcement about Fish

Clever trout and erudite pilcards.

Shark Fishing

Fergus Pong has a shark problem.

Night of the Womble

Unpublished Womble book is dystopian nightmare.

The Delusion of J Henry Proudfoot

We meet an alien archaeologist.

Twenty-First Century Scouting

A woggle for the new miilenium.

Blood Donors Needed

Please bleed into the envelope provided.

Glen Twerk is not at Work

Caveat emptor, quo vadis.

So Special

Special beauty therapies for very special people.

Harry Carson is Watching You

It's a man's life as a modern store detective.

The Unusual Suspects

A message from Det. Insp. Barker Harris.

Dolby Noise Reduction Sausages

Cut out the hiss next breakfast time.

Tony Fold's Country Rambles

with guest rambler, Rory Triffic.

Not Funny

Prof Jez Moonbeam is laughable.

Is Your Tortoise Roadworthy?

Important news from the Ministry of Tortoises.

Christopher Columbus Discoveries Inc

If you've lost it, Chris will find it.

10 Things You Never Knew About Frogs

Frogtastic Facts

Bad Grandma Grammar

The inappropriate erection of words.

Topping Talent

Featuring the Marvellous Undersea Kingdom of Colin Chocolate.

Dark Batter

Is the missing mass in the Universe actually pastry?

Metal Detecting

German U-Boat Found on Devon Beach.

The Wonderful World of Ants

Ants, ants, ants, ants!

Nuclear Garden

Mr Sideboard is not happy about his exploding shed.

Punctuation Crisis

We're running out of apostrophes.

Jehovah's Cleaners

Because cleanliness is nexr to godliness.

The Kidderminster Lemon Exchange

Open now for faster, more reliable lemon exchange.

The Ultimate Procrastination Suite

Just been handed a project but can't be bothered to get started?

Spooky Doings

The magazine of weird and improbable stuff.

Mr & Mrs Pottle are Lost Again

Why can't these people just stay at home?

Teaching Carrots to Fly

The cutting edge of vegetable warfare.

Global Moistening

Fear of a wet planet.

Crystal N.R.G.

Harnessing the mystical bollocks of the universe.

So You've Got a New Manager?

How to stop it crapping in your in tray.

Shepton Bassett - A Vision for the Future

Better late than never, our town plan.

Motorcycle Display Teams

A bunch of blokes twatting about on bikes.

National Consumer Instructions Awards

Confusing, badly translated or just plain weird.

Dilbert's Donkey Solutions

Professional donkey storage.

Fraudulent Bananas

Phony fruit.

Petunia Mulch

Plant psychologist.

The Drivelling

Troubled Hammer film gets new release.

Tax, What Tax?

Sir John Wyndrell has never heard of his own company.

Product Recall

Some of our biscuits may contain canoes.

Puzzle Page!

With the amazing Mr Ooluv.

Galactic Phrasebook

Learn to speak Venusian!

Fats Porker - Blues Whinger

In memory of Crappsville's finest son.

Top Twenty Albums of the '70s

With Ricky Stratocaster, professor of twangology.

The Horse-Drawn Record Player

Equestrian technology.

The Aromatron

A whole new world of smells awaits you.

Core Competencies in Office Furniture

Sign up for a certificate in filing cabinets.

It's a Fact

Fun facts from the Fact Master. Fank you.

What Is It?

How what why when who where and when? Hello?

The Fish Olympics

Piscine polevaulting and haddock hurdles.

Poot

Bigger, Better, Faster, Now!

Introducing Flying Squirrels

Flying into the side of a house at forty knots...

Operation Mutton

The millitary applications of sheep during WWII.

Quality Service at Pooley's

With our motoring correspondent, Martin Carburetor.

Comfy Dinners

A meal fit for a bed.

Are you ready for Digital Ornithology?

Analogue birds are about to be switched off.

It's All in the Game

Classic board games from the past.

One-Sided Dice

One-Sided Dice for Fatalists.

Rob Hammond's Essential Guide to Buddhism

Rob Hammond will give you a spiritual kicking,

The Sandwich Advisor

Buying a sandwich is the third most stressful thing you can do.

A Sustained Corporate Battering

We're concerned about Mr Pyle

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