30 April 2023

Commemorative Gas!

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29 April 2023

Commemorative Cabbage!

Commemorative Cabbage


28 April 2023

Commemorative Chicken!

Commemorative Chicken


27 April 2023

Commemorative Space Hopper

Commemorative Space Hopper


27 April 2023

Commemorative Socket Set!

Commemorative Socket Set


Blog Index

Archive 1

February 2001
- July 2003

Know Your Birds

"Modern day bird warfare..."

Shark Fishing

"You only have to look at one and he'll have your leg off..."

Well Stuffed

"Police are warning animal lovers of a rogue taxidermist at large...."

Motorcycle Display Teams

"When Zeppelin built the first motorbike..."




Freshwater Pirates

"They stipped the boat of our pop and crisps..."

Mr Bannerman's Evidence

"Justice Frog presides..."

DIY Olympics

"The 600 metres wallpapering, the freestyle tiling and the gloss painting relay..."

The Chipwriter

"Taking potato printing to a new level..."


Fish Olympics

The XII Fish Olympiad

Cold Fusion Sandwiches

A breakthrough in lunch technology.


Dancer mown down by chorus line.

An Old Fart Remembers

It were different in them days...

Crystal N.R.G.

New Age Technology

Vet Shortage

Exams made easier to encourage new recruits.

  Payday Porker

Get cash fast

Buying an Octopus?

What you need to know

Death Striker

Marketing a new disease

Munchy Burger

Application Form Part B

Arty Tomatoes
Professional Scarer
Kicking and Screaming

Prologue: Peanuts

You Don't Have to be Mad to Work Here...

Machiavelli Management Solutions

The Bleeding Obvious

Exploding Dogs

Baby's First Swear

Scrufty's Magic Juju Shop


Empire of the Flowers


Mrs Wilberforce and the River

Epilogue: Persons Unknown

Golfing bird
The Hedgehog King Board Meeting Goldilocks and the Free Bears Death Doom and Disaster Tall Story in a Short Glass Venus by Catapult Barry Buys a Broom
The History of Rock
Teaching Carrots to FlyTeaching Carrots to FlyStandard British NunsExtreme Dinosaurs
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