Commemorative Gas!
Commemorative Cabbage!
Commemorative Chicken!
Commemorative Space Hopper
Commemorative Socket Set!
Archive 1
February 2001
- July 2003
Skydiving
"We provide flippers, facemasks, breathing apparatus..."
Paper Cuts
"A paper cut. I fear I may need to take the day off..."
Random Kevin
"...abuse and ridicule in the comfort of your own home..."
Trouser Forecast
"A scattering of corduroys overnight..."
The Lost Continent
"Found!"
One-Sided Post-it Note
"All front and no back..."
Mexican Maracas
"The people of Guacamole in Mexico have once again made it into the record books..."
Optimum Leaning Angles
"It's always best to rest against something solid, such as a small horse..."
more...Toaster Suicide
Death by appliance.
A Boost for Industry
Airfix wins major defence contract.
Criminal Offence Self-Assessment
Turn yourself in, sonny
Metal Detecting
Sidney found something wholly unexpected - a World War II German U-boat.
Cold Fusion Sandwiches
A breakthrough in lunch technology.
Space Things
Classic sci-fi
Troubled by unruly hair?
Highway RobberyStolen roads
Galactic PhrasebookSpume pedals!
New Improved BullshitI wouldn't settle for anything less
More...
The University
of the Bleeding Obvious
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