"We provide flippers, facemasks, breathing apparatus..."
"A paper cut. I fear I may need to take the day off..."
"All front and no back..."
"The people of Guacamole in Mexico have once again made it into the record books..."
"It's always best to rest against something solid, such as a small horse..."more...
Death by appliance.
Airfix wins major defence contract.
Turn yourself in, sonny
Sidney found something wholly unexpected - a World War II German U-boat.
A breakthrough in lunch technology.
Troubled by unruly hair?Highway Robbery
Stolen roadsGalactic Phrasebook
Spume pedals!New Improved Bullshit
I wouldn't settle for anything lessMore...
of the Bleeding Obvious
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