The UK's 7th funniest comedy site, probably
It's a Fact, brought to you by Crunchy Flakes.
Turn that frown upside down.
The hit gameshow for all the family.
Presenting The Metropolitan Police Choir.
Remembering the classic '70s kids' show.
With Ricky Stratocaster, professor of twangology.
Confusing, badly translated or just plain weird.
Jesus Wants Me For His Darts Team.
Dick Smidgen teaches you how to live your life but better.
Meet likeminded pigs in your area!
Fun facts from the Fact Master. Fank you.
Punching singers in the mouth.
Cowboys on the line and bricked up tunnels,
Important news from the Ministry of Tortoises.
Emergency trousers delivered direct to your anxiety nightmare.
Theft of town exposed as hoax.
Words of wisdom from our resident medic
Sign up for a certificate in filing cabinets.
Sending foreign gas back home.
Significant quantities discovered in Mr Harry Frome
In memory of Crappsville's finest son.
Professional donkey storage.
Giving your batshit insade complaints the respect they deserve.
Fergus Pong introduces us to this dying art.
Insurance for Astral Travellers.
Featuring the Marvellous Undersea Kingdom of Colin Chocolate.
Tick the box if you're a wrong 'un.
Brought to you by the meat marketing board.
Second hand space travel
With our motoring correspondent, Martin Carburetor.
The dark truth behind the Belgian conspiracy
Discipline over distance.
A tale of oconker mismanagement.
New Recruitment Initiatives within the UK Police Force.
Learn to speak fluent pasta.
A sad farewell to the world's fatest man.
with Donald Fact.
Harnessing the mystical bollocks of the universe.
Is the missing mass in the Universe actually pastry?
The magazine for young gentlemen.
Tomatoes, cauliflower, brussel sprouts and peas - collect the whole set.
Equestrian technology.
Issued by the Ministry of Gas, 1942.
Outstanding achievements in the field of vandalism.
Tired of hearing from ungrateful and misguided staff?
Raw unadulterated jazz.
The millitary applications of sheep during WWII.
Classic board games from the past.
How what why when who where and when? Hello?
How we'll all be travelling in the '80s.
Famous cavern to tour country
Fergus Pong has a shark problem.
Your arse in our hands.
The continuing adventures of Astro Cat.
Major General Barmy-Phipps Discusses Modern Day Bird Warfare
With none of the greasy aftertaste of regular monkeys.
It's a man's life as a modern store detective.
We're concerned about Mr Pyle
The race to put the first sofa on Mars.
Courtroom confusion.
New number has consequences for the future of the universe. And bingo.
We meet an alien archaeologist.
German U-Boat Found on Devon Beach.
Trade in your unwanted dog.
Bigger, Better, Faster, Now!
As used by TV executives worldwide.
Mrs Stenchtrouser is planning an expedition.
Belinda Sommers reviews the latest production.
Mr Cravat is not happy about where they park their stuff.
A packed programme, following that unfortunate incident with the fire eater.
Jazz hands and quickstep.
The inappropriate erection of words.
Why not specialise in the colour green?
Phony fruit.
Sorry about your monkeys.
Prof Jim Spanners explains chaos theory
Mr Zing is swimming from pole to pole
Unpublished Womble book is dystopian nightmare.
Prof Jez Moonbeam is laughable.
This day in 1956 saw the introduction of the first regular colour knitting patterns.
The Right Honourable David McGog unapologetically apologises.
A bouncy little freak.
GRRRRRR! AAAAARRRRGH! GRRRR!
Just buy it, ok.
Selwyn Peach paints Elephants
Frogtastic Facts
Where do nuns come from?
Teach your little angel to swear like a trooper.
You pay peanuts, you get monkeys.
The biggest threat to law and order since badminton
We talk to a legend of the circuit
Mr Clutterbuck has an echo... echo... echo.
Why can't these people just stay at home?
With the amazing Mr Ooluv.
...but here are some of the unlucky applicants
How to behave right proper and all that.
A whole new world of smells awaits you.
Pseudo-academic subjects and frivolous arts and crafts courses.
Europe's leading stockist of quality holes.
Buying a sandwich is the third most stressful thing you can do.
Our hairy satellite.
One-Sided Dice for Fatalists.
Prof Reynaud pulls a fast one.
Boasting Europe's biggest landfill.
A message from Det. Insp. Barker Harris.
Guy Pakker's latest artistic venture.
These buccaneers desperately need your support.
Breakthrough leads to discovery of new smell.
Hello darkness my old friend
Some of our biscuits may contain canoes.
Most of these devices are allergic to paper.
Shorthand tigers and double entry hippos.
Ants, ants, ants, ants!
A meal fit for a bed.
We never put a healthy wig down.
Flying into the side of a house at forty knots...
Speed swingball and dodgem rallying.
Because an inflated slug is a happy slug.
New awards for old has-beens
Will the universe keep expanding until it can't be bothered anymore?
More facts from the Funky Fact Feller.
Tone it down a bit.
with guest rambler, Rory Triffic.
Top notch swanky grub,
Could you befriend a lonely parrot?
Professor Wimple has a dirty mouth.
How to spot a dodgy copper.
Plant psychologist.
How to look after your squishy friend.
Ricky Stratocaster's History of Rock
Wise words from Shepton Bassett's number one coach driver.
Mrs Lubricant wants a tidiery Britain.
Taking the pain out of internet forums.
Rob Hammond will give you a spiritual kicking,
How to stop it crapping in your in tray.
Special beauty therapies for very special people.
Sir John Wyndrell has never heard of his own company.
Analogue birds are about to be switched off.
Curse fluently in over six languages.
How to look cool and interesting at an angle.
The UK 's premier ttouser experience.
Please bleed into the envelope provided.
Mrs Womble writes...
Solving crimes and fighting bad guys.
A bunch of blokes twatting about on bikes.
How to resign digracefully.
Parish newsletter.
The only credit card you can use after death.
Caveat emptor, quo vadis.
The International Toast Museum and other attractions.
Major General Barmy-Phipps Discusses Operation Growbag.
Rogue taxidermist terrorises family pets.
Heavy vibes are causing delays on the A52.
David Attenburger's Wonderful World of Nature.
Where quality care costs extra.
It's no longer ok to call Oliver Twist a twat.
Piscine polevaulting and haddock hurdles.
We've got keys!
with Professor Timothy Bottom.
Mr Frampton is looking for somoeone to blame.
Rancid Alan Grease and others.
Fresh breakthrough in the science of colourology.
All the news that's local to Mr Henry Droop, Littlehampton.
Some more stupid than others.
In an infinite universe, there is no limit to human gullibility.
The very best in useless tat.
Gin, gin and more gin!
Arthur's train only has wheels on one side.
Bottom kicking for fun and profit.
With the Amazing Mr Ooluv
Local frog trapped in drain.
Knees of outstanding natural beauty.
Troubled Hammer film gets new release.
The big noise in footwear technology.
Skateboarding plesiosaurs, rollerblading raptors and a brontosaurus with a space hopper.
Unlocking the power of curly hair.
Where the toasters roam free.
We're running out of apostrophes.
Better management through crayons.
Vicars on the job.
Be a great Briton. Or get out.
The secret ways that vicars communicate?
Trading Standards warn against dangerously out of date clobber.
Just been handed a project but can't be bothered to get started?
Totally changing the way that people spong in the future.
Great moments in science.
Do you remember Puthering Day?
When you absolutely positively need a kebab.
These vulnderable mountains need your help.
A woggle for the new miilenium.
Two men, one drive, no prisoners.
Relax with chickens.
Team bonding, goal setting and table top brainstorming
All smileytangled cockrock strop.
For when your regular clown lets you down.
You like chips? You like lots of chips?
No nonsense advice from a wise old bird
The cutting edge of vegetable warfare.
A huge pie just hanging in space.
Learn to speak Venusian!
Britain's waterways need straightening,
If you like sticks, well, we've got sticks.
Skydiving without the unnecessary inconvenience of a parachute.
Probably, but we're not sure what.
Particulate mapping of key delivery nodes.
Have you been slightly inconvenienced at work?
Possible dwarf planet discovered in Tadcaster
Shepton Bassett Council Responds
Do you need to grow a beard? Fast?
Open now for faster, more reliable lemon exchange.
Get yourself a quality ass.
Put the fun back into dinner time.
If you've lost it, Chris will find it.
Talking crap in the House of Commons.
A great addition to any home.
Recycling the rubble.
Mr Sideboard is not happy about his exploding shed.
Pastry related assaults.
On the importance of staying on the fecking horse.
Better late than never, our town plan.
Introducing our new range of children's books.
MPs praise growing industry.
A handy guide to your new workplace.
For collectors of rare and unusual sounds.
Put paid to that firey bullshit.
How to avoid the business end of a stapler.
Publisher leaves pages blank to cut costs.
Pardon?
Fear of a wet planet.
Nostril wigs for all occasions
Fry sausages with just a wink of the eye.
Cut out the hiss next breakfast time.
A new era in atomic lunches.
Delinquent decorating.
Alison Perkins is a mad as a fish.
Overnight corduroys and occasional dungarees.
Want to know how much to pay for a Nigel Tomlinson?
There's no butter in it either.
Clever trout and erudite pilcards.
Get your jars opened by a professional jar opener!
Save cash - fix your own pets in the comfort of your own home.
Spruce up your chakras
Scientific proof of the existence of cheese.
Can you cut the mustard as a top burger executive?
Get your wonky flappers straightened here
Your guide to the wonderful world of cheese.
Because cleanliness is nexr to godliness.