Archive 3
Bristletech
Quality beards for busy professionals
Cake Rage
"Semi-automatic pastry..."
Fish Olympics
The XII Fish Olympiad
My Favourite Nuts
An actor remembers
Sitting Down
A boon to the chair industry
Piffin: A Mediterrean Paradise
Roly Coconut pays a visit
more...
Archive 1
February 2001
- July 2003
Did Man Really Go To Belgium?
"He has dreamed of travelling to Belgium..."
Mathew Sandblaster_Trogg
"...not stopped bouncing since 1972..."
Not Funny
"Comedy is something that occurs at a sub-atomic level..."
Know Your Birds
"Modern day bird warfare..."
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Tartworld
This week Manchester saw the opening of Britain's first discount knocking shop. 'Tartworld' offers the finest selection of whores, slappers, prostitutes and ladies of the night anywhere in the country, all at knock-down prices. Head Pimp, Ronnie Gonzo, boasts that you can pick up a cheap slut for as little as £4.20, and a pack of harlots will cost you less than twenty pounds. There are some great bargains available in the current sale. As the posters say: 'Everything's Going Down at Tartworld!'
Aug 2003 -
Jan 2006
Shave the Moon
"...landing a man on the moon, shaving it, and returning him safely to Earth......"
Maisy Donnington's Guide to Perking Yourself Up
"You're a miserable old sourpuss..."
more...Dobbins of Doncaster
"Quality Donkeys for Hire or Purchase..."
The Reluctant Pianist
"One of the most controversial musicians of recent years..."
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