Professor Ricky Stratocaster presents
The History
of Rock
Inside the Nun Factory
Nuns don't grow on trees
Springboard to the Stars
Project Pogo
Cake Rage
"Semi-automatic pastry..."
Barney's Magic Wonder Show
A review
Transatlantic Gardening
Across the Atlantic by land
Appliances
Rise of the machines
Archive 1
February 2001
- July 2003
Mountain Rescue
"I've lived all my life up a mountain..."
Motorcycle Display Teams
"When Zeppelin built the first motorbike..."
Death by Pastry
"A Huge pie hanging in space..."
Mathew Sandblaster_Trogg
"...not stopped bouncing since 1972..."
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MI5
Scandal has hit the tiny village of Chelford in Cheshire after a local woman, Mrs. Edna Slut, claimed that she was being bugged by MI5.
"I know for a fact that there are listening devices in my home," Mrs. Slut told us. "I don't know exactly where they are, but I have noticed that the cat's been walking funny for the last few days."
Mrs. Slut is a well known and highly influential figure in the area. By day she electrocutes cattle at the local abattoir, by night she socialises at the bingo hall. But why is she so certain that someone is bugging her?
"They're trying to topple me from my position of power as President of the Chelford Pottery and Needlecraft society," she says. "Either that, or they're after my recipe for Dundee cake."
The truth of this matter may actually be far stranger. An anonymous caller has, on several occasions, contacted a local newspaper in nearby Macclesfield and claimed that he has proof that Mrs. Slut is not being bugged by MI5 at all, but by MFI, the nation-wide chain of furniture stores.
The Reluctant Pianist
"One of the most controversial musicians of recent years..."
Dobbins of Doncaster
"Quality Donkeys for Hire or Purchase..."
Wensleydale
"The caverns were closed to the public for their annual hosing down..."
Diagnosis
"Welcome to today's edition of Diagnosis..."
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