30 April 2023

Commemorative Gas!

Commemorative Hellium


29 April 2023

Commemorative Cabbage!

Commemorative Cabbage


28 April 2023

Commemorative Chicken!

Commemorative Chicken


27 April 2023

Commemorative Space Hopper

Commemorative Space Hopper


27 April 2023

Commemorative Socket Set!

Commemorative Socket Set


Blog Index

Archive 1

February 2001
- July 2003


"We provide flippers, facemasks, breathing apparatus..."

Paper Cuts

"A paper cut. I fear I may need to take the day off..."

Random Kevin

"...abuse and ridicule in the comfort of your own home..."

Trouser Forecast

"A scattering of corduroys overnight..."




The Lost Continent


One-Sided Post-it Note

"All front and no back..."

Mexican Maracas

"The people of Guacamole in Mexico have once again made it into the record books..."

Optimum Leaning Angles

"It's always best to rest against something solid, such as a small horse..."


Toaster Suicide

Death by appliance.

A Boost for Industry

Airfix wins major defence contract.

Criminal Offence Self-Assessment

Turn yourself in, sonny

Metal Detecting

Sidney found something wholly unexpected - a World War II German U-boat.

Cold Fusion Sandwiches

A breakthrough in lunch technology.

Space Things

Classic sci-fi

  Tracey's Mobile Hair

Troubled by unruly hair?

Highway Robbery

Stolen roads

Galactic Phrasebook

Spume pedals!

New Improved Bullshit

I wouldn't settle for anything less

Jehovahs Cleaners
Arty Tomatoes
Kicking and Screaming

Prologue: Peanuts

You Don't Have to be Mad to Work Here...

Machiavelli Management Solutions

The Bleeding Obvious

Exploding Dogs

Baby's First Swear

Scrufty's Magic Juju Shop


Empire of the Flowers


Mrs Wilberforce and the River

Epilogue: Persons Unknown

Golfing bird
The Hedgehog King Board Meeting Goldilocks and the Free Bears Death Doom and Disaster Tall Story in a Short Glass Venus by Catapult Barry Buys a Broom
The History of Rock
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