Replacing your wiring with sausages.
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A breakthrough for nuclear powered lunches
Have you seen any of these stolen roads?
Clown killer finally behind bars.
David Attenburger's Wonderful World of Nature.
At traffic lights his vehicle will be in a constant state of motion.
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Step-by-step instructions for your piece of junk printer.