The University of the Bleeding Obvious

Prologue: Peanuts

Mrs Christina Pyle and the quest for a quiet life.

You Don't Have to be Mad to Work Here...

Mr Grant Pollard and the art of passing the buck.

Machiavelli Management Solutions

Because sometimes you need to keep those swine under control.

The Bleeding Obvious

Professor GP Barrington and the benefits of moron containment.

Exploding Dogs

The Right Honourable Rufus Bassett and the problem of superfluous canines.

Baby's First Swear

Because someone's got to teach him to say @#!*.

Scrufty's Magic Juju Shop

Master Marty Fuzztail and the terrible to-do with weasels.

Pigmongering

Mr Fergus Pong and the right way to mong a pig.

Empire of the Flowers

Major General Barmy-Phipps and the battle for the cabbage patch.

Mrs Wilberforce and the River

Mrs Gwendolyn Wilberforce and the impossible mission.

Epilogue: Persons Unknown

Mr Gordon Frampton and the reality of tilting at windmills.

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