The table of Elemental Odours as defined by Wilbur Chuff in 1842 is still in use today. However, the discovery of Marmite means that this table must now be completely revised - or maybe they could just tack Marmite on at the end.

F Flowers	Pl Plasticine	Jf Juicy Fruit	NG New-Mown Grass	Cr Creosote on a hot day
Gn Gas (natural)	Gu Gas (unnatural)	Egg Egg	H Bacon	Ct Catfood
GPm Glossy paper in a new magazine	Chhh Cheese	Cuuu Curry	Ts Teen Spirit	MU? That block of stuff they put in men's urinals
	OP Old people	Ab Aberystwyth	P Poo

Notes:

1. Plasticine is highly unstable and decays rapidly to become Bacon.
2. Curry does not occur naturally, except at high temperature and pressure.