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The Best Air Trombone Album

Various Artists
The Best Air Trombone Album in the World...Ever!

Twiddle your rotary valves, extrude your slides and hang on to your bell rim as you listen to these classic trombone anthems.

What Are You Looking At

Frank Sinatra
What Are You Looking At?

Old Blue Eyes gives his interpretation of classic songs, both old and new, and makes a much better job of them than the original artists.  And anyone who doesn't agree is gonna get whacked.

Sheep Idol

Sheep Idol
The Album

Featuring the runners up from the hit show.  Ten classic tracks of woolly, bleating nonsense that all sound exactly the same.  You see, it's satire really.  Yes?

Phat Beats

Bing Crosby
Phat Beats

A blazing session from the mixmaster, captured live at the Halitosis Club last June, which highlights Crosby's trademark fusion of Underground Skank, Industrial Fridge, Plank Beats and Golf.

Pan Pipe Moods

Pan Pipe Moods

Relax with all your favourite Pan Pipe classics, played by the University of Arizona Steel Band.

Get Off My Damn Porch

Fats Porker
Get Off My Damn Porch

Porker's classic 1961 Album.  Includes 3 previously unreleased bonus tracks: 'Rubbing it the Wrong Way', 'Swamp Squits' and 'She's Buried Under the Chicken Coop'.

Weird Tuneless Screeching Noises

Geri Halliwell
Weird Tuneless Screeching Noises

Featuring guest appearances from that guy who used to be in East 17, the blonde one from Busted, and Bjork on bongos.

Farting into a Metal Bucket

Farting Into A Metal Bucket
The Best of BBC Sound Effects

Includes 'Rattling a Door Handle', 'Stomping Through Gravel' and a special extended version of 'Banging Two Horses Together to Simulate the Sound of Coconuts'.

The Pig Album

Various Artists
The Pig Album

Possibly the most comprehensive collection of pig-related songs ever compiled.  This limited edition CD contains eleven classic porcine tracks, including:
'War Pigs' by Black Sabbath, 'Pigs on the Wing' by Pink Floyd, 'Piggies' by the Beatles, 'Crackling Rosie' by Neil Diamond and, oh, loads more, you get the idea...

Hanging By Our Fingernails

The Crampons
Hanging by our Fingernails

Popular mountaineering folk singers The Crampons have been together for thirty years, and it's not hard to see why - they're tied together at the waist.   Includes their latest single 'Mind the Gap'

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The first collection of material from The University of the Bleeding Obvious, includes bouncing sheep, Nuclear Gardening and much more.

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The second volume of material - contains Oven Chimps, Invitation to a Monks' Tea Party, Nobby Wentworth's Pet Surgery and more.

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Dead Peasants

Fifteen new articles, published 2012, including Jacob Wanting, Baron Havok Regrets and Chip Papers, Doggy Doings and Sick.

Dead Peasants

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Kicking and Screaming

Includes Exploding Dogs, Pigmongering, Scrufty's Magic Juju Shoppe and Empire of the Flowers.

Kicking and Screaming

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The Bongo Lectures

Dr Adolphous Bongo presents his twisted views on the subjects of Moles, Farm Machinery, Shopping and more.

The Bongo Lectures

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Death Doom & Disaster

When Geoff Dickson left work one foggy evening he didn't expect to wind up being chased across an alien landscape by giant snails.

Death, Doom and Disaster

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Goldilocks and
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An epic struggle for justice, featuring, amongst other things, the Loch Ness Monster and a potato with gunshot wounds.

Goldilocks and the Free Bears

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