The Last Gasp

Animals

"Many leading anthropologists now believe that we we are currently seeing the emergence of new classification of human being that is better adapted to eating chips..."

Religion part 1: Jehovah's Cleaners

"After all, did not the Lord God Himself send his only begotten dishcloth so that we may have a clean bowl for our cornflakes on the morrow?"

Religion part 2: Sandals

"There has been much controversy following the announcement made by His Holiness the Pope earlier today, prohibiting the wearing of sandals..."

Brick II
Interesting Jobs No. 419: Professional Scarer

"I waits in this dark cellar, dressed as a ghostly monk, and when they comes round, I leaps out and goes GRRRRRR! AAAAARRRRGH! GRRRR!"

Instant Davids
Arty Tomatoes

"Guy Parker has, over the years, proven to be one of the more controversial artists on the international art scene..."

Cock: The Magazine for Men
New Horizons in Business Management

"Each and every member of our customer-facing retail contingent is passionate about bathroom fittings.."


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Hollywood Sandwiches

Sarnies of the rich and famous

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Bad Grammar

Our members find that they are pillowried on message boreds and internet flora because of mispelings, the inappropriate erection of words, or bad grandma.

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Cosmic Background Apathy

In the beginning, it was like bang! You know.

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Scientist Discovers Square Root of Green

Turns out that it's a slightly pallid shade of yellow.

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Carter-Pierrepoint

Particulate mapping of key delivery nodes, ramped attainment actualisation, meta-directional outflow priorities and correctional forecasting (Tuesdays only).

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Bacon Sandwiches

Training sandwiches for fun and profit

 

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