It's your fault my life is so crap!"

Hi there!  You know, we all have days when we feel depressed, annoyed, inadequate and unappreciated.  That's why, at times like these, its great to go down to the local shop, or to the bank or restaurant, and take out our frustrations on one of their staff.  Had a bad day at work?  No problem.  Call in at the petrol station on the way home, have a screaming fit at the guy behind the counter about the ridiculous price of engine oil, then ponce out feeling smug and superior.  You'll soon forget how incomplete and pointless your little life is, and be back to your normal self.

But wait ... There's always a chance that your tantrum can go badly wrong.  There's the ever-present risk of looking foolish in front of your fellow customers, being bested in a contest of logic and wordplay, or even earning yourself a belt in the mouth for your trouble.  But now, here's the solution ... Random Kevin.

Mannikin

Random Kevin is a life-size inflatable doll that you can abuse and ridicule in the comfort and privacy of your own home.  Random Kevin is modelled on a twenty-four year old manic-depressive shoe salesman from Wakefield, and he is the perfect target for your abuse and petty complaints.  What's more, Random Kevin doesn't answer back, doesn't follow you home and set fire to your house, and when deflated can be stored easily in any drawer or cupboard.

Now then, doesn't that make you feel better?

Random Kevin

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