At Greygold's we promise that we won't kick your elderly relative in the teeth and steal their pension.

There are not many care homes these days that can honestly claim that they won't humiliate and abuse their residents. We're not perfect and we're not saying that there haven't been times in the past where our employees have subjected residents to degrading and shameful ordeals.

And we can't guarantee that it won't happen again.

After all, it's a stressful job and staff have to unwind. But, by and large, most of our residents can go for quite long periods without sustaining notifiable injuries, and some of them are even happy, in their own way.

Hey, business is business, right?

But what better recommendation can there be than the words of the people who really matter? Here's what a few of our more robust residents had to say, entirely of their own volition and without being coerced or anything.

So if you're looking for a convenient, reliable and... convenient care home in which to deposit you aging loved one then, let's face it, we're probably the best you're going to find.

Where quality care costs extra