Now open for business

The Kidderminster Lemon Exchange

Following the recent successes of our branches in Morecombe, Grantham and Stoke, we are pleased to announce the opening of our latest outlet in Kidderminster.

In many ways the town of Kidderminster is the spiritual home to the lemon, as well as being the weekend cottage of the pomegranate and the domain of the plum. Unfortunately, its citizens have had nowhere to exchange their tired, outmoded and expired lemons... until now! At last, thanks to our secure 24-hour lemon swap point, the people of Kidderminster need never be bothered by an out-of-date lemon again.

No appointment needed. Just look for the sign.

Lemon swap

No Mangoes. Bananas by prior appointment only.

 

submit to reddit
The Bleeding Obvious Prime Time Gameshow Generator

Books and Free Downloads

The UBO Annual 2018 The UBO Annual 2017 The UBO Annual 2016 The UBO Annual 2015 The History of Rock The Bongo Lectures Kicking and Screaming Dead Peasants Recalled to Life UBO Volume 1 UBO Volume 2 Death Doom and Disaster Goldilocks and the Free Bears Find out more...


 

 

InstagramFacebookTwitter
Promo Image

Lobster Facts

with Derek the Fact Crab

Promo Image

Pest Control

Mrs Whitney has tigers behind her shed.

Promo Image

Happysmiles Emergency Clowns

24-hour quality clown service

Promo Image

Medieval Castles

Mr Chokice has noted that the main entrance is only protected by a turnstile.

Promo Image

Flying Squirrels

Now you too can learn to fly like a squirrel

Promo Image

Liposuction

A new approach to fat removal.

 

Teaching Carrots to FlyTeaching Carrots to FlyStandard British NunsExtreme Dinosaurs

 

Latest blog entries...