Gun Dogs

A pressure group has recently called for gun dogs to be licensed. "We realise that these are working animals which play an essential role in rural economies," said a spokesman. "But frankly we consider it reckless to give firearms to animals. Oh yes, I'm sure many people think it's great fun to train an Airedale to use a rifle, and of course we are alive to the comic possibilities of a Jack Russell with a blunderbuss, but when your neighbourhood is being terrorised by a pack of tooled-up Labradors you struggle to see the funny side."

The Annual 2018

FREE!

The University of the Bleeding Obvious Annual 2018

Download PDF Version

Read online

Books and Free Downloads

The UBO Annual 2017 The UBO Annual 2016 The UBO Annual 2015 The History of Rock The Bongo Lectures Kicking and Screaming Dead Peasants Recalled to Life UBO Volume 1 UBO Volume 2 Death Doom and Disaster Goldilocks and the Free Bears Find out more...


 

 

Promo Image

Not Funny

Jez Moonbeam discovers the joke particle

Promo Image

Monsters

Attacks by monsters on the increase.

Promo Image

Young Waiter of the Year

A gobful of abuse from young Paul certainly strikes home.

Promo Image

Slugbond

An inflated slug is a happy slug

Promo Image

A Boost for Industry

Airfix wins major defence contract.

Promo Image

Shave the Moon!

Mankind's fascination with his hirsute neighbour in space

 

Extreme DinosaursTeaching Carrots to FlyStandard British NunsExtreme Dinosaurs

 

Latest blog entries...