Pyramid Power

Gary Osmosis believes that Egyptian Pyramids are the fossilised remains of interstellar starships that once carried aliens to Earth, many years before the dawn of human civilisation. Where Mr Osmosis differs from other lunatics is that he has the cash to put his ridiculous theories to the test, and after experimenting with a scale model of the Great Pyramid in a wind tunnel he concluded that it was 68% more aerodynamic than a bungalow.

Proof, so he believes, that a pyramid could easily cross vast intergalactic distances and drop safely through a planetary atmosphere. His results also explain, so he says, why bungalows are hardly ever observed to do that kind of thing. In fact, Mr Osmosis is so confident that his theory is correct that he now plans to build a full-sized fusion-driven pyramid to take him to Jupiter, where he will descend to the surface in a nuclear Taj Mahal and roam around the surface using a solar-powered stealth-enabled Stonehenge.