Mrs Christina Pyle and the quest for a quiet life.
Mr Grant Pollard and the art of passing the buck.
Because sometimes you need to keep those swine under control.
Professor GP Barrington and the benefits of moron containment.
The Right Honourable Rufus Bassett and the problem of superfluous canines.
Because someone's got to teach him to say @#!*.
Master Marty Fuzztail and the terrible to-do with weasels.
Mr Fergus Pong and the right way to mong a pig.
Major General Barmy-Phipps and the battle for the cabbage patch.
Because some days life just isn't fair.
Mrs Gwendolyn Wilberforce and the impossible mission.
Mr Gordon Frampton and the reality of tilting at windmills.
John de Lacey plugs the Magna Carta
Kevin the Mystic Trout tells it like it is
Sidney Trumpton leads you to a better way of life
Because we really need your cash.
Mrs Crossley-Pepper won't be fobbed off
Copyright © Paul Farnsworth 2010. All rights reserved. No part of this publication may be used or reproduced in any manner whatsoever without written permission. All characters, companies and organisations are fictitious and any similarity to persons living or dead is not only entirely coincidental, but probably something you wouldn't want to admit to anyway.
Thanks to Rob Armitage for his invaluable editorial input.
72 pages of previously unseen material including Formula 1 Shopping Trolley Racing, Knee Operations for Fruit Flies, Quantum Farming, a visit to The Book Crevice, Gary the Builder, and The Affair of the Flat Vicar, a brand new adventure for the eminent Belgian dick, Anton La Cranque.
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