Cornwall on Loan to USA

The picturesque English county of Cornwall is currently on loan to the United States.

In what proved to be a remarkable feat of landscape engineering, it was cut adrift last week and towed across the Atlantic. It is currently anchored in Boston harbour, where it will remain for the next six months before moving on to New York, the Florida coast and then a brief tour of the Caribbean.

In return, the United Kingdom will be playing host to Baltimore, which will be dropped by parachute in a series of small crates, and then reassembled in a field outside Stratford.




Return to Archive 3

...for Outstanding Celebrity Without Really Doing Very Much
Campaigning for the abolition of Tuesdays.
A universe of geological treasures can be yours
Buy it now
Council sued under Trades Descriptions Act.
'Shepton Bassett, pressing on regardless'
We can't sleep at night and it frightens the dog
We've got holes for every occasion
Royal Family will cost you £20M in hay alone.
They stripped the boat of all our pop and crisps


Teaching Carrots to FlyTeaching Carrots to FlyStandard British NunsExtreme Dinosaurs


The Bleeding Obvious Prime Time Gameshow Generator

Latest blog entries...

26 January 2022: The Sandwich: #227

26 January 2022: Bakery Threatened With Closure Due to Lead Buns

25 January 2022: The Sandwich: #226
Copyright ©