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It's effective, but there is always the risk of troublesome questions about unwarranted expenditure from shareholders, trustees or elected members. Not to mention those hard-to-shift suspicions about what you personally may be getting out of the deal.

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Taken from The University of the Bleeding Obvious Annual 2018

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