The cost of space travel needn't be astronomical...

Centuri Space Travel

With a second-hand spaceship or a recycled rocket from Centuri Space Supplies (Walsall) Limited, the sky's no longer the limit for the amateur astronaut.

Founded in 1982, Centuri Space Supplies are the specialists in reconditioned and nearly-new space hardware. Working with some of the major players in the space industry means that we can source some of the very best used capsules, boosters and landing craft and offer to them to you at a price that won't break the bank. All of our craft are fully restored and serviced, and with a such a wide range of models, both vintage and modern, you can be sure to find something to suit your needs.

Listen to what one satisfied customer had to say.

I managed to get a complete Saturn 5 rocket for just two hundred quid, with a full MOT and taxed until the end of the year. Centuri Space Supplies even threw in the command capsule for free! I couldn't be more chuffed, although the wife's not happy because for the moment I'm having to keep it in the front garden. I keep telling her that it's only temporary and I'll buy a new rockery for her just as soon as its shifted, but she just sulks. I tell you, any more of her moaning and I'm going to get in the damn thing and piss off to Venus. That'll learn her.

Centuri Space Travel

Special offer!
Soyuz Launchers
Only five left in stock
Converted to run on unleaded
0.00002 miles per gallon!

 

 

Taken from The University of the Bleeding Obvious Annual 2017

Order via Amazon UK

Order via Amazon US

The University of the Bleeding Obvious Annual 2017

Return to Archive 1

The University of the Bleeding Obvious's Private Bits

Private Bits

72 pages of previously unseen material including Formula 1 Shopping Trolley Racing, Knee Operations for Fruit Flies, Quantum Farming, a visit to The Book Crevice, Gary the Builder, and The Affair of the Flat Vicar, a brand new adventure for the eminent Belgian dick, Anton La Cranque.

All this and more will only be available in this volume as a PDF and is yours for a measly £1 - yes £1 (or whatever the equivalent is in your fancy foreign money). To download it now, click here.

Click here to close this box

Private Bits

Private Bits

This 70-page PDF is packed full of silly stuff you won't find anywhere else.

Download here for just £1.

The UBO Annual 2021

The University of the Bleeding Obvious Annual 2021

Order via Amazon UK

Order via Amazon US

The UBO Annual 2020

The University of the Bleeding Obvious Annual 2020

Order via Amazon UK

Order via Amazon US

The UBO Annual 2018

The University of the Bleeding Obvious Annual 2018

Order via Amazon UK

Order via Amazon US

The UBO Annual 2017

The University of the Bleeding Obvious Annual 2017

Order via Amazon UK

Order via Amazon US

UBO Vol 1

The University of the Bleeding Obvious Vol 1

Order via Amazon UK

Order via Amazon US

UBO Vol 2

The University of the Bleeding Obvious Vol 2

Order via Amazon UK

Order via Amazon US

 

InstagramFacebookTwitter
'They get awful jiggy, some of these horses.'
The enemy is listening for your flatulence. Watch your emissions.
Marvin the Money Pig can help
Raw Unadulterated Jazz
Major General Barmy-Phipps Discusses Modern Day Bird Warfare
Revenue collection is an evolving art
They're still stuck up there
A visit to the famous cheese caverns of Wensleydale
The inner workings of nun manufacture
Dancer mown dow by chorus line.

 

Standard British NunsTeaching Carrots to FlyStandard British NunsExtreme Dinosaurs

 

The Bleeding Obvious Prime Time Gameshow Generator

Latest blog entries...

24 June 2021: The Sandwich: #11

23 June 2021: The Sandwich: #10

22 June 2021: The Sandwich: #9