"Doing the Lord's work..."
"How vicars communicate with each other over distance..."
"Their ordeal began partway through a two-day course..."
"A barcode scanner that can read zebras..."
"One of the most controversial musicians of recent years..."
"Breaking news: Frog stuck in drain..."more...
Discovery follows six month dig.
Bid to be the first to scale the river.
Power tools hidden in confectionery.
Mr Omelette charged with assaulting Pacific Ocean.
A boon to the chair industry
Simon Cocksure has replaced his wiring with sausages
Labradors are performing wellOld Clothes
Out of date clobberPeacocks
Privileged debtNew Improved Bullshit
I wouldn't settle for anything lessMore...
of the Bleeding Obvious
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