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The first collection from The University of the Bleeding Obvious, drawing on material from 2000 - 2006. Expect to encounter bouncing sheep, feral kitchen appliances, nuclear gardening and the occasional misguided attempt to reach Venus by catapult.
When Geoff Dickson left work one foggy evening he didn't expect to wind up being chased across an alien landscape by giant snails intent on ripping him limb from limb. Also includes five other short stories
Once upon a time there were three bears who, charged with a crime they didn't commit, went on the run from the law. In their desperate bid to clear their names, matters are complicated by encounters with Belgian balloonists, alien roadhogs and the Loch Ness Monster, not to mention the psychotic tart with the golden curls.
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