GENTLEMAN, 35, interested in meeting females aged 20 - 30 for lively, intelligent conversation, theatre visits and opera. Must have large tits. Apply:
G. Stiffly,
30 You're-Not-Fooling-Anybody Terrace,
Wilmslow
MALE: GSOH. Non smoker. Fun loving forty-something with OT and large JMKL would like to meet female of same age or younger for BLDF and occasional TY. Must have REWF with large POOK. UINI essential. Interest in scrabble an advantage.
ALIEN GENTLEMAN would like to hear from anyone in the Earth area with a view to exchanging sensitive information regarding the defensive capabilities of Earth governments. If you are aged 16+, interested in the invasion of other planets and have access to privileged military information then write to: Zac, Box No. 489, Andromeda.