Congratulations to Mr Digby Skywalker, who has just been appointed the new Monkey Business Manager at Berklid's Bank. Mr Skywalker will be available for consultations on most weekday afternoons between 2 o'clock and 5.30, when he will be happy to advise you on matters of high yield investment, long term finance packages and flinging your shit at passing strangers.
Will the person or persons responsible for knocking off the Securicor van in Leeds High Street on the 29th November 2007 please contact Constable Nick Taylor of the Yorkshire Constabulary, to learn something to your disadvantage.