Feeling low, depressed, sluggish? Has life lost its sparkle? Is each and every day just another cycle of disappointment, thinly veiled antagonism and petty recriminations? Has your whole life been a constant, waning battle against the crushing, soul destroying, energy sapping drudgery of existence?

I know mine has.

Hi, I'm Paul Farnsworth, and I was wallowing in a pit of my own misery and looking forward to oblivion until I discovered Dr Adolphous Bongo's great new book, Pull Yourself Together, You Big Jessie! Unlike other self-help guides, Pull Yourself Together, You Big Jessie! does not pander to the individual's feelings of self-pity. Dr Bongo's message is concise, and pulls no punches. Utilising his patented new 'slap therapy' he helps the patient realise that the universe is a bitch, life is hell and you may as well just keep your head down and get on with it.

I can honestly say that this book has changed my life. I'm still as depressed, miserable and wretched as before, but these days I have no sympathy for myself.

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