A Brief Word
We sincerely hope that everyone enjoyed their Christmas and wish you all a happy New Year. For your information there now follows a brief list of names which will feature prominently on The University of the Bleeding Obvious in 2017.
Hercule Merkel
Tobias Poon
Dame Jerimiah Treacle
Mr Bellicose Cheesebiscuit
Shirley Twirly from Purley
Zachariah Pump
Ron and Nellie Butterprompter
Barbie Leg
Lord Sidewinder of Kintyre (Tuesdays only)
The Right Reverend Dennis Cake
As yet, no biographical data is available for these persons. We regret that Dorian Spanners will not be available for the foreseeable future. Thank you.