Is Your Furniture Insurance
Up To The Job?

When Lucy Mange came home from a trip to the acupuncturists to find that her bed was on fire, she wasn't happy. She was even more dismayed when she phoned her insurer, only to be told that her furniture wasn't covered for spontaneous combustion.

Every year, householders all over the country find that their furniture insurance is insufficient, inadequate and crap. Sadly, it's only when they come to make a claim that they realise there's a problem.

Have you got adequate furniture insurance? Does your policy cover you for waterlogged drawers, or brittle stool syndrome? What if your wardrobe was involved in a head-on collision, your favourite armchair was possessed by the spirit of a fifteenth century monk, or your coffee table was struck by a meteorite?

Don't be like Lucy Mange. Don't be a dick. Make sure you're covered with

Furniture Friendly Insurance

Because things burn. Don't they?

 

The Annual 2018

COMING SOON: The University of the Bleeding Obvious Annual 2018

Books and Free Downloads

The UBO Annual 2017 The UBO Annual 2016 The UBO Annual 2015 The History of Rock The Bongo Lectures Kicking and Screaming Dead Peasants Recalled to Life UBO Volume 1 UBO Volume 2 Death Doom and Disaster Goldilocks and the Free Bears Find out more...


 

 

Promo Image

An Evening with Barry Smith

Shepton Bassett's number one coach driver.

Promo Image

So You've Got a New Manager?

Getting a new manager is a magical time for everyone involved. There's a brand new addition to your corporate family.

Promo Image

Why is Water Transparent?

Dr Leonard Skynard of the University of Applied Wallpapering in Reykjavik has the answer.

Promo Image

Aural Readjustment

Get those wonky flappers fixed

Promo Image

Young Waiter of the Year

A gobful of abuse from young Paul certainly strikes home.

Promo Image

Factor88

Reverse the 412 signs of aging

 

Extreme DinosaursTeaching Carrots to FlyStandard British NunsExtreme Dinosaurs

 

Latest blog entries...