Learn to speak bee

 

Hey you!

   Yes, you!

Do you want to astound your friends, amaze your family and astonish work colleagues?

No? Oh yes you do - that's why you need to...

- Learn to Speak Bee -

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Bees have one of the most complex and sophisticated systems of communication in nature, and it's all done by shaking their bottoms.

Which means?

   That's right...

...this is only course where you can learn a whole new language and keep fit at the same time!

Lose pounds, tone up those muscles and get your heart pumping as you learn complex bee routines and master common bee expressions such as 'The nectar is 400 yards to the south', 'The nectar is one and a half miles to the east' and 'My feet are killing me'.

With a free introductory jar of honey and stripy t-shirt, you can't afford to miss this wonderful once-in-a-lifetime introduction to the fascinating language of bees!

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