Digital Tyres

They're revolutionary!

Yes, new digital tyres are a boon to parking, allowing you to position your car perfectly, with none of that troublesome rolling backwards and forwards that you experience with analogue wheels.

The patent CubularTM shape means less wear and tear on your brakes and they're 4 times as durable because you'll only ever get a puncture on one side!

For maximum security and minimum fuss, fit digital tyres today!

square tyre

Requires a digital air hose adaptor to get air into the corners.

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