Because...Kittens

Look at these fluffy kittens...

kittens

Doesn't this make you want to give us some money? These kittens are so cute and fluffy and helpless - could you really be so heartless as to not give us your cash?*

Send your money to:

Fluffy Kitten International Ltd.
Unit 4 Abattoir View
Catford

Remember, we need your money because... kittens.

*Fluffy Kitten International Ltd cannot guarantee that any of your money will be spent on kittens.

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