Incas

Controversial archaeologist Barry Schliemann has once again caused an outcry with the outrageous claim that there is an undiscovered Inca settlement on the outskirts of Dudley. Critics have scornfully demanded to know why he thinks a lost outpost of a vanished South American people is likely to be found next to a an overgrown motorway slip road in the West Midlands, and in his defence Schliemann has pointed out that you can't get much more lost than that.