Refuse and Recycling Guide

Please help us to help you to avoid incurring a hefty fine by ensuring that you dispose of your refuse in the correct manner. The following guide shows which bins should be used and the collection days for your area.

	Type General household waste Collection Every other Tuesday		Type Paper, cardboard and plastics Waste blubber Collection Occasional Mondays
	Type Body parts Organic fluids Waste waists Collection First Tuesday in Lent		Type Daydreams, strange thoughts and abstract concepts Collection January-April
	Type Viscous non-volatile liquids Smells (various) Collection Late summer		Type Household pets Collection Wednesday afternoon at 2.30pm
	Type Illegal electrical items Incriminating evidence Collection When we feel like it		Type VHS editions of Apocalypse Now Paperback copies of Jaws by Peter Benchley Old Monopoly sets with half the property cards missing Signed copies of Push by Bros Collection When you're not expecting it

PLEASE NOTE:
The following items CANNOT be collected as part of your household waste.

Nuclear waste	Machine parts	Amphibians
Spare physicists	The A42 between Loughborough and Ashby-de-la-Zouch	Custard

IMPORTANT

All bins left out for collection will be recycled.

If you do not want your bin to be recycled please either place a note on it saying 'Please do not recycle my bin', or place your recycling loose on the road outside your property.

Notes pinned to bins will not be recycled.

Please make sure any smells are securely secured within the secure containers provided.

Gravy bins will be emptied when we feel like it. Please apply to the town bailiff if you would like your treacle tank siphoned. Do not, under any circumstances, bring out your dead.

Refuse and Recycling Guide

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