Reverse the 412 signs
of aging with

factor88

The only beauty product that will send your skin back in time.

 

How does it work? Here's the science...

Diagram

By accelerating your face to 88 miles per hour our specially engineered beauty formula throws the cells of your upper dermis into a reverse chronological spiral, separating the keratin shroud from the lower mantel and locking it into a stasis event field via quantum entanglement.

 

All clear? No?

Never mind, just get your purse out, love. You don't want to look like a munter, do you?

 

 

 

Return to Archive 4

www.bleeding-obvious.co.uk
The Annual 2018

COMING SOON: The University of the Bleeding Obvious Annual 2018

Books and Free Downloads

The UBO Annual 2017 The UBO Annual 2016 The UBO Annual 2015 The History of Rock The Bongo Lectures Kicking and Screaming Dead Peasants Recalled to Life UBO Volume 1 UBO Volume 2 Death Doom and Disaster Goldilocks and the Free Bears Find out more...


 

 

Promo Image

An Appeal on Behalf of Mountain Rescue

Please give all you can to help mountains in need.

Promo Image

How Mad Are Mad Hatters?

Surprising results from survey.

Promo Image

A Fistful of Sausages

Meat movie classics

Promo Image

Extreme Dinosaurs

Coming this season to The Discovery Channel.

Promo Image

Exploding Dinners

From the good people at Funmeals.

 

Extreme DinosaursTeaching Carrots to FlyStandard British NunsExtreme Dinosaurs

 

Latest blog entries...

23 November 2017: The Lost Continent, Found!

17 November 2017: Fresh Allegations Against TV Star

07 November 2017: Regina Loans