Drivers!

Are you rude, cantankerous, bigoted and unpleasant? Do you have a porn 'tache, a seventies comb-over and a belly that can be seen from space? Do you wait until someone is overtaking you before pulling out from the side of the road? Do you force cyclists onto the verge and pigheadedly obstruct junctions while waiting in traffic?

If the answer to all these questions is yes, then we need you to drive our bus.

Not everyone has it in them to be a bus driver. You may think you're an inconsiderate motorist, but it takes a special kind of arrogance to drive a bus. Here at the Bus Drivers' Federation (Correct Fare Only), we pride ourselves on being the number one nuisance on the roads, and we don't intend to let our standards slip.

So if you think you've got what it takes to be a sanctimonious pain in the arse with no thought for the safety or convenience of anyone else on the road, give us a call today.

 

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