Choose from our extensive range of shapes, colours and textures.
Below is just a small selection of our most popular lines.

Order Number: 944-5L
The Faceplug 9000

The Faceplug fits snugly over the mouth and chin forming a water-tight bond. Very popular with divers.

Order Number: 15-6B/A
The Chincreeper

Excellent for concealing a variety of foodstuffs, small animals and other items of a personal nature.

Order Number: 004-QE
Waterfall

Designed by celebrated sculptor Darius Quimm to mark the Queen's Golden Jubilee. Her Majesty has actually been presented with a specially engraved edition, and plans to wear it at next year's State Opening of Parliament.

Order Number: 10944
Classic Square Cut

Based on designs passed down from father to son since the Middle Ages. Available in several different flavours, including peppermint, strawberry and cheese & onion.

Order Number: 952-1R
Mysterio

Who knows what dark intent lies behind this extraordinary beard? Danger, intrigue, excitement - it's all there. That's the magic of Mysterio...

Order Number: 825-1L/H
Butch

Rough, rugged and built to last. This is a real beard for a real man. Oh no, there's nothing even remotely camp about this, no sir. Also available in mauve.

Order Number: 95-KL
Aerofoil

Designed by qualified aircraft designers, this beard and moustache combo has been known to reach speeds of up to 250 mph under test conditions. Not recommended for children under 12.

Order Number: 555-BB
Gordon's Alive!

The ultimate in luxury face furniture. You cannot fail to impress when you turn up to the latest swanky party sporting this little number. First attack wave, deiiiiiive!

Quality beards for every occasion!