Salter's Saluting Solutions

 

Saluting man

More and more firms are adopting company salutes as a way of motivating staff and maintaining loyalty. Of course, it's important to develop the right salute: one that is both distinctive and easy to learn.

And you should always consider the health and safety implications. It's all too easy for your workers to lose an eye due to a wildly flung out finger or end up with cracked ribs as a result of a misplaced elbow. Only last month we learned that a major Japanese manufacturer was put out of action when their new and sadly untested salute, administered far too vigorously, left much of their workforce with concussion. The last thing you want is to find your factory floor littered with barely sensible and semi-comatose bodies.

What you need is someone who can navigate the pitfalls of corporate salutes - and that's where we come in. At Salter's Saluting Solutions we'll design a bespoke salute that can be used safely in any environment. Our salutes are quick, economical and are sure to promote a sense of obedience and conformity in your workforce. We can even incorporate your company song or motto.

Packages range from our deluxe salute which involves both hands, a chant and a brief but memorable dance, right down to our economy package, which makes use of just a couple of fingers.

So give us a call today and let your saluting woes become a thing of the past.

Salter's Saluting
Solutions

 

Taken from The University of the Bleeding Obvious Annual 2018

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