DIY Olympics

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Victory for the British DIY Olympic squad who return home with an impressive six gold medals, including the 600 metres wallpapering, the freestyle tiling and the gloss painting relay.

They also managed to scrape a silver for the speed paving event.

Commiserations, however, to Diana McFlurry, who slipped on a stepladder whilst measuring up some coving. Her sprained ankle means she will be not be fit in time for the Commonwealth Games later this year, in which she was hoping to be part of the formation gardening team.

 

 

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